JohnDudebro

'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAIIIIIIITH IN MATT RORIE

GOIN' TO DO A GOOD JOB NOW

I'VE GOT FAIIIIIIIITH TO BELIEEEEEEEVE

RORIE CAN DO ANYTHING

@mattyftm said:

I don't know what you mean. MY entry is deadly serious, but maybe some other assholes are just fucking around.

I still want to have Lee in this so he can depress everyone with all his stories.

I preordered Need For Speed: Most Wanted purely on the strength of the Criterion name and wound up not liking it at all. That's the game that's made me stop preordering.

I'm almost more excited for this than for the actual show.

Who's down to form a band? I wanna get up there and drunkenly sing something.

1UP going away is crushing. The site's been slowly dying for a long time now, but seeing it actually shut down still hurts. It was so far ahead of its time, it's a tragedy Ziff Davis couldn't figure out how to make money off all that insanely good content they were making.

I've caught a shiny Electrode and a shiny Tropius.

You are a fucking maniac.

MIA I HAVE TO WEAR THIS CLOWN SUIT. I WONDER IF MY FATHER IS IN THERE.