Elazul

Austin Paradise.

You're welcome.

@pyrodactyl said:

Because it's so edgy.

I dunno guys, it's no darts.

I mean, listen to that shit.

Fuck no. I'm enough of a paranoid wreck as it is, but if she cheated on me I'd never be able to trust anything she said ever again. Honestly I'd expect her to do the same.

I'd do it. It'd be worth it just so I could scream "MY FIIIGHT MOOOONEEEEEEY" while having the shit beaten out of me.

How about we just go to a north London Weatherspoon's, get wankered on cheap, shitty cocktail pitchers and Maker's Mark and then have a good cry in the park? That's pretty much how I usually spend my Thursday night anyway.

While I probably have to give it to Ocarina for pure nostalgia, I absolutely love the SotN title screen music:

Yeah, it's definitely a scam. They've actually called me like six or seven times at this point. The last call pretty much went:

Me - "What version of Windows am I running?"

Caller - "You have Microsoft Windows for the computer."

Me - "How do you know I have viruses? What's my I.P. address?"

Caller - "You are in England."

Me - "Please go fuck your mother with a rubber hose."

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