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@Jadeskye said:

@Jay444111: Thanks for the link, it took some doing but in the end all i had to do was bust out Asimov.

Holy shit... I think we have a winner....

Well according to the actual definition of a "sandwich," which is two slices of bread with meat, cheese/condiments in between them, yes, a hamburger is a sandwich.

@SpikeSpiegel said:

@tfsteefs said:

Big Bird, nooooooooooooooooo

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

So relevant.

@James_ex_machina said:

Do what ya like. My question is how do you get clean in a tub of your dirty water? A person washes themself and the dirt floats in the water around you. Then you pull the plug to let the water out meanwhile soap and dirt cling to you while the water swirls down the drain. People say pissing in a shower is gross. Taking a bath sounds disgusting.

@rbanke said:

I'm 34 and can't remember the last time I took a bath, but I wouldn't say that you aren't manly because you like one. I like showers because its faster not because its manly.

Also, Clint Eastwood is manly and he loves a bath...just before blowing a mans head off.

@DrPockets000 said:

Baths are manly if you rip ass and masturbate to an 80s action movie while you take the bath.

This. This. Oh, and this.

Also I agree with the comments that baths are like sitting in a soup of your own filth. However I don't actually have access to a bath, nor do I have the patience to deal with soaking in one, so I shower.

I don't normally carry cash, but when I do I just kind of throw it in there. That's pretty much my philosophy with everything in life, I've discovered.

However, when Bank of America starts charging me $5 a month to use my debit card aside from at an ATM, I might just start carrying cash more often. Or just switch to another bank...

@Avenging-X-Bolt: form what I can assume... yeah. But bringing up "racism" period always disappoints me just a little. But I'm certainly alright with some harmless joking.

@N7 said:

I never went to high-school. I was sitting there all warm and snug, literally had my entire life before my eyes. I was so excited and anxious for the world and to see mommy and daddy. But you see, I was aborted; murdered in the fetus. So I never got a chance to go to high-school. I never got a chance to do anything.

33 million. That's the number of babies aborted daily in the United States. Say "no" to Abortion, and "yes" to the lives of unborn babies today!

I'm generally a Pro-Lifer but... this... oh God the laughter...

@FunExplosions said:

I have almost no memory of junior high. Is that bad?

Not at all. I really don't either. Maybe it's because I never really got settled in due to going to three different middle schools and moving 4 different times.

As far as how I enjoyed them? I met some pretty amazing people during those years that I'm still in contact with, and one of them was the guy that eventually lead me to this site.

Also, I was probably the shittiest student in existence. I was quiet and I got along with everyone, but looking back on journal entries & such (I journaled avidly back then), I was just as much of an ego-maniacal douche as I am now. Just more insecure about myself.

This post makes me sad. Not because of OP, but because of the people that are saying this is a racist post. I can only hope that you guys are kidding.

@DarthOrange said:

Doing great, just be warned that there are a few a-holes here, but overall the community here is great.

Pretty sure that just applies to the human race in general. In other words, no surprises. This is one of the most friendly online communities I've ever been a part of, quite frankly.