Anybody else as obsessed with penguins as I am?!!?  I love these creatures.  My favorites are the macaroni penguins...I have an invisible macaroni penguin friend named Waddles in fact.  He was once in a coma for a year cause some girl sat on him since she didn't see him...yeah, told you I'm obsessed.  What does everyone else like about penguins?

they're going to take over the world one day. they're hiding AK47's under their wings

Penguins are the best.

They are pretty cool

HECK YES!  And WOW not nearly enough penguin people posting :(  I've got my own army of penguins you know.....and ninja monkeys too mind you ;D  Actually got a good bit of penguin items for Christmas too!  Penguins are clearly the greatest animal in the world......and if you think differently.....then TOO BAD! 

Why I remember back in '57 I was in Russia and on the run from these evil dudes.  My army of penguins were able to help me escape.  One day they'll probably revolt against me or something (that's when they realize that penguins are superior to the human species).  But until then the penguins and I are good buddies.  Poker every Thursday at Jo's house....and fish every Friday at Larry's

Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog...

"Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog..."

"Anybody else as obsessed with penguins as I am?!!?  I love these creatures.  My favorites are the macaroni penguins...I have an invisible macaroni penguin friend named Waddles in fact.  He was once in a coma for a year cause some girl sat on him since she didn't see him...yeah, told you I'm obsessed.  What does everyone else like about penguins?"

1. How often does Waddles speak to you?
2. Where does Waddles like to go for fun time?
3. What do you converse about with Waddles?
4. Has Waddles ever asked you to perform any actions such as or related to suicide?

Dude, who DOESN'T like penguins. I'm actually rather disappointed that I have no penguins in my town in Animal Crossing. =(

"LiquidPrince said:

"Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog..."

Probably mine, they're always getting away from me and killing cats and raping dogs...it's sad really.  Sorry about that.  How's $2,000 sound?"

Hold on I just need to tell my friend that this page does exist, maybe he will let you join his penguin army.

Penguins you say?
Well not really, I was always obsessed with wolfs, I have always wanted a tame wolf cub.

BUT OF COURSE I AM!

Can't say that I am. 

I saw real penguins up close in May. So cute! Very lazy, though.

So... this thread is about penguins you say...

Zombie penguin thread!