Parker MacMillan III

Overview

Introduced in Season 1 of Blaseball, Parker MacMillan III was the former commissioner of blaseball, reporting events of the game via the official Blaseball twitter account. MacMillan III was also the main intermediary between fans of the game and Internet League management prior to the arrival of The Monitor and Ownership.

The New York Millenials v. Parker MacMillan III

Following the Season 10 election, fans of the New York Millenials noted that Eat the Rich, a decree passed in Blaseball's third season, had not been enacted as it was stated the decree would be. This led to Millenials fans filing a (fictitious) class-action lawsuit against MacMillan III and Ownership for failure to uphold the decree.

This led to a trial overseen by Blaseball creators The Game Band, wherein a number of witnesses testified regarding MacMillan III's actions. Among them was a simulation of MacMillan III, who was not permitted to attend the trial in-person. Following a series of simple yes/no responses, the simulation began threatening to wrest control of the splort of blaseball, locking the courtroom doors, leading the simulation to be shut down. Following the incident, the real MacMillan III disappeared, and was replaced by Parker MacMillan IIII.

The trial ultimately found Ownership guilty, forcing a reinstatement of the Eat the Rich decree, but found MacMillan III not guilty, due to his lack of power in blaseball's management as intern commissioner.