I love alex articles!

anyway, with enough cars explosions and naked women it could be a good movie

Five grand.

@probablytuna said:

Five grand.

Ten Grand?

This could be a beautiful train wreck.

ever since I was first informed that Razor Callahan was a thing that existed.

EVERY-ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

They got it all wrong. It should've been written, directed and somehow get the main cast as "Razor" by.........

UWE BOLL.

Truly, the return of Razor Callahan is now!

@Alex said:

C'mon, this movie practically writes itself. Specifically, it wrote itself back in 2001 and was called The Fast and the Furious.

I legitimately burst out into laughter when I read this. It's soooooo fucking true. Like...really...this could not be anymore spot on.

I don't know what to say. There's so much to say, but I don't know where to start. I will say this though, the only way this is going to be any good at all is if the racing is only a very minor side note and the movie actually focuses on a dramatic story involving the popular street drug. "We care about you, yo. We know you can be the best again if you just quit that junk!" and then Razor's all like, "You don't know anything about me! I just do it for fun! Stop judging me! I'm gonna' go race."

@Napalm said:

"For some reason"? Goddamn it, Alex! Mix up your fucking syntax! Fuck!

Or just write like an actual video game news guy. Never thought I'd be saying this on Giant Bomb, but Alex sometimes needs to actually tone it down.

Why
Why
Why
WhywhywhywhywhywhyWHY

Theyve made this movie 6 times already. It's called the fast and the furious.

I am somewhat hoping this will be a good terrible like Most Wanted's story