I knew there was no point in going for a game reviewing gig in a few years! I told you!

Dane Cook seems like a pretty cool guy, he wears Dio shirts and talks about video games.

At the same time though, he's the biggest and unfunniest douchebag in existence.

Well, jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtopumpgas.com was a huge success, so I'm glad to see that you're branching out into more useful areas.

pretty amusing read

I like Ice Cream?

Get him on the podcast.  He may be looking for work in a few months.

Gaming is like a religion...

Dear Dane Cook
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Snooping as usual, I see?

Uh, I don't get why Infinity Ward would even let Dane Cook in their offices, let alone having him check out MW2. 

Keep fighting Jeff!

You know, someone right now is buying that domain and making a silly .JPEG to go along with it. Good work.

dane cook is a douche i hate that guy

It's viral advertising, that's why they let him in.

Yeah, I don't really think Dane Cook is all that funny.   A lot of people I talk to say he is overated.  To each their own I guess. 

But when it concerns CODMW2, I'd listen to anyone who has been to IW to see it. 

"[UPDATE]: As I was getting ready to fire Ryan and shut down the office, I showed him the text of Dane Cook's review and he immediately became infuriated. It seems that Ryan used this exact wording in his review of Raymen 2 for the N64, which was written back in 1999! Old habits die hard, eh Dane? Well I guess we ain't going nowhere and you can expect to hear from our legal team. Good day, sir."

Dane Cook is no Soulja Boy. Classy review though.

get him on the podcast to sort this all out.

You guys would buy that game even if it was like eating sardines and getting cornholed... with no lube.

That's an... unusual metaphor/comparison there.

Dane Cook is a fucking douchebag, that dude is not even funny. i bet i can kick his ass in COD4 any given day.

That is so weird...oh man...I wouldn't think he'd rip off an old ass game review like that though...maybe he did....funny either way.

I can't wait to see the Robin Williams review of 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand...

Dane Cook is a cocknugget.

I am all for the Conan review of Noby Noby Boy.

Then again, anything Conan does I enjoy.

So... They brought in a standup comic/rom-com film actor to look at an FPS that no footage has been shown of yet? Well, at least he liked it, maybe it's a good way to reach the "hardcore life gamer" audience instead of just entheusiasts that read sites like this.

Huh, that's strange.

Though Dane Cook could do any old thing he wants and I'll still never watch any of his shows or pay attention to him, period.

Hahaha. Take him to court, Ryan!

Dude, "owned pwned"? That's the lamest thing I've ever read. It's bad enough all these people say either of the words, but to combine them? Disgusting.

Fuck, am I going to have to register jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtorumba.com? Because I already own the pumping gas one.

I think that's pretty much your obligation in life, yeah. You're the one we can all rely on to stay on top of these URL trends. I'd say it's a noble purpose in life, really.

Fuck Dane Cook, and fuck Infinity Ward for letting him in their building.  Tainted.

A friend of my mine actually had the pleasure(?) of playing GRAW 2 with Dane Cook. My friend started spawn killing, which was not down in Dane Cook's book. So, Dane simply said "Not cool, man..." and booted him from the game. And that was the end of that. In case, you're wondering what Dane Cook's gamertag is, it's Dane Cook. Yep.

Dane Cook steals jokes and video games reviews, whats up with that?

haha @ the dane crook burn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0

All that ever needs to be said about Dane Cook.

"I think that's pretty much your obligation in life, yeah. You're the one we can all rely on to stay on top of these URL trends. I'd say it's a noble purpose in life, really."

I can't say i have eatin my favorite ice cream wall getting a bj in zero gravity guess Dane Cook has tho

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Dane Cook can talk about bottled water all day on stage. That's it. That's the joke. Bottled water.

Whoever let Dane Cook into the Infinity Ward offices should be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

I hate Dane Cook even more now, and I didn't think that was possible.

What a tool. Jeff you should challenge him to a CoD 4 Cage Match!

I played on Xbox Live with Dane back when Ghost Recon 2 was fairly new, and Dane was still hardly known (compared to now).
He posted his Xbox live account on his website, so i figured what the hell, i'll check it out. I was a fan. (it was DANECOOK, btw, not sure if it is anymore).
Either way, he fucking LOVED GR2, and was acctually pretty good at it... so it seems authentic and probably not forced...and it makes sense to me that he would spooge over CoD:MW2 (man, the zero G element of that comment just got weirder when you consider Zero G spooge, eh?)

"Dane Cook seems like a pretty cool guy, he wears Dio shirts and talks about video games.

At the same time though, he's the biggest and unfunniest douchebag in existence.
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Dane Crook strikes again!

Jeff, you're a great guy. You're smart, funny, and an excellent writer. But I have to say, you are overly insecure about the appreciation of game reviewing.

Game reviewing =/= music reviewing. Music is entirely subjective, as can be seen by the 21st century's crapfast; which still makes a shitload of money, despite the fact that the "music" of The Jonas Brothers is entirely abysmal.

And while some dude might have thought Vampire Rain was the best game ever, games cannot be taken subjectively (consensus)even when compared to movies. Because games either work, or don't work.

Argh! I hate Dane Cook because he's popular, but I tell people it's because he's a bad comedian and steals jokes! Arrrr!