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    Mario

    Character » appears in 310 games

    Originally a carpenter named Jumpman, this Italian plumber has gone on to become the most recognizable video game character of them all, starring in a veritable pantheon of titles like kart racing and sports. He has been voiced by Charles Martinet for nearly 20 years.

    How sexy is mario from 1-10?

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    Solid_SnakeXx

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    #51  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

    -0 thats just how ugly he is

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    #52  Edited By sonic64bit

    Nah. I'd give him a 1 now in his sexiness.

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    #53  Edited By Nude_Dude
    Solid_SnakeXx said:
    "-0 thats just how ugly he is"

    hows that number even possible?
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    #54  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

    with that mustache  + 10 :P

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    #55  Edited By fluffsman

    He's totally a ten. I mean who hasn't had those plumber fantasies, am I right?!....anyone?

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    #56  Edited By Black_Rose

    Like a 4, not that i check out dudes, but he isn't really sexy.

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    #57  Edited By Emilio
    systech said:
    "If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?
    "
    He could also go back to being a carpenter... or a doctor... or a sports player... maybe an artist?
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    #58  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Emilio said:
    "systech said:
    "If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?
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    He could also go back to being a carpenter... or a doctor... or a sports player... maybe an artist?"
    I say ASTRONAUT!
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    #59  Edited By jakob187

    I was gonna say face is 9 but body is 3, so a 5 or 6 total...but after the "real" Mario picture...

    Fucking too low to count, sir.  Too low to count.
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    #60  Edited By Subway

    I thought this thread was titled "How sexy is your mom from 1-10?" I was like wow....

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    #61  Edited By Sparkcil
    It depends which suit he's wearing... [Play

    SMG, damnit!]


    … But he's always at least a 102% (10.2)

    ;)

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    #62  Edited By Meowayne

    The moustache alone is a 10. I mean, come on. Moustache.  It doesn't get any better.

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    #63  Edited By Manks

    1 for the "real" Mario and 1 for Mario because he's a guy.

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    #64  Edited By Arsenal86

    10 just because of the moustache, man i love it so much it makes me horny and i am not the only one look at peach but if he ever shaved that off i would give him -10

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    #65  Edited By 8xBiT
    DualReaver said:
    "Couse said:
    "Dalai said:
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    Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

    It's a creepy... Mario!
    It's a creepy... Mario!
    "
    Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
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    I'd hit it."
    Yeah with a fucking shovel lol
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    #66  Edited By jNerd

    Kenzo287, OVER 9000!?

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    #67  Edited By tekmojo

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