I did not know Ken Holley was such a trailblazer in his undying love of hard boiled eggs. Let's take a moment to share our thoughts and feelings about these "spin differently" chicken drops.

Personally I like to boil 3 or 4 dozen at a time and put them under my mattress. It's not very comfortable, but it does improve my posture.

Fuck eggs. They're disgusting and smell like crap.

Ken Holley just wants to be a hipster.

Nevertheless, I love hard boiled eggs. I'm not a hipster, though!

I was into hard boiled eggs before it was cool.

@EquitasInvictus said:

Ken Holley just wants to be a hipster.

Nevertheless, I love hard boiled eggs. I'm not a hipster, though!

Well said - for purposes of discussion, I'm willing to separate Ken's hipsterness from his love of tha HBE. Apples and Oranges.

And eggs.

HBE with salt and pepper? yes please

@awesomeusername said:

Fuck eggs. They're disgusting and smell like crap.

This man has it right.

Did you know that eggs contain hydrogen sulphide? The same thing that give sewers and swamps their characteristic smell!

@mandude said:

@awesomeusername said:

Fuck eggs. They're disgusting and smell like crap.

This man has it right.

Did you know that eggs contain hydrogen sulphide? The same thing that give sewers and swamps their characteristic smell!

All true HBE enthusiasts have a hydrogen detector so we can make our eggs as close to Hydrogen Sulphide as possible, its the only way to get that true earthy texture.

@Pazy said:

@mandude said:

@awesomeusername said:

Fuck eggs. They're disgusting and smell like crap.

This man has it right.

Did you know that eggs contain hydrogen sulphide? The same thing that give sewers and swamps their characteristic smell!

All true HBE enthusiasts have a hydrogen detector so we can make our eggs as close to Hydrogen Sulphide as possible, its the only way to get that true earthy texture.

I just said that because I'm allergic to eggs. They really do stink though. *barf*

I love me some hard boiled eggs. No salt or pepper needed.

I love hard boiled eggs and Ken Holley's deep understanding of the game industry!

I just ate 3 HBE today, don't know why I don't even like eggs, but I had some so I boiled and ate them.

This is my kind of thread. I love eating HBEs, or "hard ones" like I call them.

I hate HBE yolk. It makes my mouth dry.

I fully endorse any HBE activity.

Didn't play it.

Wasibi-Butter-Egg-Pickled Ginger-Mayo sammie for breakfast every morning - and yes, that's a damn hip sandwich.

Hard Boiled Eggs I choose You

If you wait until it goes cold to eat with salt and pepper or use in other dishes I'll let this slide... however, if you are hard boiling eggs and eating them with toast you are terrible. You need runny yolk to dip the bread in.

hard boiled eggs are amazing, especially if you boil them, get them out of the shell, then boil them in a half water, half soy sauce and sugar solution. Delicious.

@Rhaknar said:

HBE with salt and pepper? yes please

The only way.

Anything after their first album sucks.

As someone who loves eggs in general, hard-boiled eggs are fucking horrendous. Makess me gag just thinking about them.

I love me a good HBE.

@49th said:

If you wait until it goes cold to eat with salt and pepper or use in other dishes I'll let this slide... however, if you are hard boiling eggs and eating them with toast you are terrible. You need runny yolk to dip the bread in.

This is a compelling argument. I like to believe that Ken keeps a duffel bag of cold HBEs at his desk to fortify himself while he works on UI.

Also, I'd like to take this time to salute any duders who live at high altitude and have to put extra work into HBing their Es.

@awesomeusername said:

Fuck eggs. They're disgusting and smell like crap.

You have likely only ever had overcooked hard-boiled eggs. Cooked properly they never have a sulphur smell.

@Kerned: I've never eaten eggs because I'm allergic to dairy but I have smelled them and they smell awful.

@awesomeusername: You have likely only ever smelled overcooked hard-boiled eggs. Cooked properly they never have a sulphur smell. :)

I love me some H-bee's. Whenever an egg is not hard boiled, I feel like crying, but I just eat the egg to be polite.

Half Boiled Eggs, Fuck all yall. I prefer almost every other type of egg over Hard Boiled eggs

I eat 10 eggs everyday.

Eggcellent thread

I feel the same way about Eggs as I do about Axe body spray. Smells bad, I want it nowhere near my mouth, and if you like it you're a bad person.

I like my HBEs like I like my Sweden. Shoved in my mouth and drizzled with salt, in that order.

I like turning hardboiled eggs into Devilled Eggs.

See how I capitalized that shit?

Tells you how good they are.

I am so honored by this thread.

@Joeku said:

I like turning hardboiled eggs into Devilled Eggs.

See how I capitalized that shit?

Tells you how good they are.

I ruined my christmas dinner by eating half a dozen deviled eggs.

Prime Rib is overrated anyways.

@cowboykenbot said:

I am so honored by this thread.

The thing about people is, even if you point a finger at someone and call them as they are, shamed they might be, they're not going to suddenly shed that label.

What is this, Kotaku?

I'm a SBE enthusiast. Toast-dippers unite!

Hard boiled eggs are super yummy I agree, especially when deviled by a skilled chef..mmmmm.. damn it I want some now.

And a fun fact: Hard boiled eggs burn more calories to digest than they provide. So dieters rejoice!!

Hard-boiled eggs are the lazy man's breakfast. I'll throw 5 or 6 in there, take a shower while they boil (remember not to forget them, we don't want the apartment to smell like that again) and eat them on the run. They're a whole protein... a whole protein. And theyre a well balanced food altogether. Eating is not always for pleasure.

@EquitasInvictus: Every time I eat hard boiled eggs my friends call me a hipster, I'm not a hipster though! Why must life be so tough for HBE enthusiasts!

@Humanity said:

@EquitasInvictus: Every time I eat hard boiled eggs my friends call me a hipster, I'm not a hipster though! Why must life be so tough for HBE enthusiasts!

Did you eat them before they were cooled?..... see what I did there...

EGGTHUSIAT. Not Egg enthusiast. Eggthusiat.

C'mon, people. This isn't amateur hour.

The only good reason why someone wouldn't serve eggs hard boiled is if they're were planning to use it to bake something.

@cowboykenbot: I plead the fifth!

The only actual straight-up egg I'll consume is in fried rice. All other formats are gross.

Do deviled eggs count? I love those.