Another day, another bunch of poorly written and unstructured reviews of movies I’ve seen in cinemas over the last couple of weeks:
Spider-Man: No Way Home:
‘Yo dawg, I heard you like fan service, so we put a fan service in your fan service so you can fan service while you fan service!’
After Mysterio reveals to the world that he is Spider-Man at the end of Far From Home, Peter Parker quickly finds himself embroiled in a level of fame and notoriety that he is not prepared for. When his friend’s futures start to be derailed due to their association with him, he decides to hit up the MCU’s resident wizard Dr Strange to conjure up a spell that’ll make everyone forget he’s Spider-Man. When it predictably goes awry, villains from Peter’s ‘past?’ get pulled into his world and he has to find a way to stop them. Or does he?
Maybe I was influenced by the fangirl-esque crowd I saw this with, but holy shit this movie is fan servicey as fuck. It’s probably to be expected considering what the plot set up is, and I’d be lying if I said I was immune to it, but I could definitely see how some people could see this as a bit much.
Still, it was pretty fun seeing all these characters being thrown together and just trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Willem Dafoe hamming it up as Osborn and Alfred Molina as Doc Ock are again solid (I hope there’s just some software that can do this automatically because man it must be a pain in the arse to digitally de-age every shot those two are on screen). Jamie Foxx’s Electro is better than his turn in the Amazing Spider-Man 2, but probably does a bit too much pontificating. Rhys Ifan’s Lizard and Thomas Haden Church’s Sandman don’t get a ton of screen time, but is understandable considering they weren’t the most interesting characters in their respective films. Zendaya is still good as MJ and Ned is still playing the comic relief role. And yes, there’s no Topher Grace’s Venom for obvious reasons.
Now depending on how much preview stuff you’ve seen, yes, the Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield Spider-Mans do show up (cue the fan service as people literally cheered when they showed up on screen). There’s some fun banter and feels between the three Spider-Men, along with Tobey’s ‘I’m too old for this shit’ Peter and Andrew’s ‘still feels terrible for letting Gwen die’ (although there is a hero moment where he gets to save Zendaya’s MJ that the crowd again cheered at like a bunch of homers) Peter comparing notes on how much of a burden it is to be a superhero. (Also, this is unfair considering I had just recently watched the Tobey McGuire movies, and the fact that he’s currently 46, but man McGuire sounded old in this).
But at the end of the day, the film is about Peter’s desire to do good no matter what the cost, and I can’t lie, I did quite enjoy the movie. There’s also a surprising amount of finality to this movie (yo, they straight up merc Aunt May) that might play into the talk about Tom Holland saying he doesn’t want to play this role much longer. That being said though, the post credit scene is a trailer to the next Doctor Strange movie, which I 100% believe will just retcon most of these things back into roughly the status quo.
Overall, I’d give the movie a solid 4/5.
Dune:
First let me preface this by saying that Dune is one of those books that I’ve always been meaning to read but haven’t gotten around to yet, so I don’t know how closely the film follows the book, but I thought as blockbusters go, this one was pretty spectacular. The visuals were very impressive, and the Hans Zimmer score is as Zimmery as ever. I’ve seen other people on this post write that some characters have gotten short thrift in the leap from book to movie, but I thought that everyone was pretty good (Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica is the MVP here, also Jason Momoa without a beard looks so odd nowadays). There’s some decent exposition dumps here, but that’s probably to be expected considering that this is only Part 1 (side note: it must be painful spending all this money on half a movie with no guarantee that you’ll be able to do the second part).
Overall, if the point of this movie was to get me excited for a Part 2, then they’ve succeeded pretty well. Based on this part 1, it gets a 4/5, but I’m willing to go higher when I’m able to see this story as a whole.
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