"how did it happened? episode 1!...WW2 edition"

so this is on thing i have been wanting to make since...god knows when :p so it goes somthing like this:
let's say you were a soldier in the war and you are telling your story...well its basiclly(or however you write it xD)that
ps: if i see this works ill do more editions with different scenarios :D

so heres my story...

It was raining on omaha, it was 8:00 we had been fighting for about 2hours non-stop with the germans many of my friends died just when the got out of the boat(i was lucky enough to go out of the freaking thing), all i was thinking it was to go out alive.
After a complete day of fighting we managed to destroy every bunker, we captured some germans who told us where the cannons are. We followed their instruction but when we were on the road we were ambushed by a small squad...i don't know what were they thinking but we destroyed them, anyways...(it will be continued i ran out of ideas =| )

sry for my bad english xD

"...I've been all night long shooting german repair guys from my foxhole, the damn krauts are quite stuborn, they really want to fix the phone line but I wont let them..."
Stalingrad, 1942 october 2th.

...Im am Hilter and I just screwed my niece and now have an STD, And god I love the meth..........
sometime in 1944

"Why the hell did i come here?" - November 1943

Decmeber 1943
- found this diary of some jewish girl and had to use for toilet paper

"Decmeber 1943
- found this diary of some jewish girl and had to use for toilet paper"

January 1944
-after using every single page to wipe my butt, I tried to return it but my comrades needed to clean their holes as well so it got passed around.

Febuary 1944
-we went to a italian village to rest, For valentine's day, I rewarded my sergeant with the very diary i wiped my butt with so he could deal with the pain of walking around with turd shits in his pants. When he got pink eye, I was disbanded from the group.

"ITS A TRAP!"
Omaha Beach - 1944

March 1944
-my diary was stolen and i knew who stole it....ROGER KLOTZ

May 1944 -

I found out Clean and Roger_Klotz are attracted to me, i'm not into that kind of thing and i told them but they keep stalking me. I think i'll shoot their heads during a combat, nobody will notice anyway.

June 1944
- I decided to shoot myself in the foot but missed and shot my pe..........its all over now