I enjoyed the movie overall. It had some really good moments, the action was solid, it didn't really drag much despite the long runtime, and it felt like a decent "ending" for this phase. If I'm being honest, though, I liked Infinity War better because it felt like the stakes were higher there.
Thanos' power was indeed all over the map in this one. Retired Thanos pretty much didn't even put of a fight and got beheaded easily and regular-ass Thanos (as mentioned above) seemed WAY too formidable. It was kinda the same problem with Vision in Infinity War, where the character's competence seems to depend entirely upon what best serves the narrative at the time.
Also, maybe this is my fault for not seeing the Captain Marvel movie and therefore having less attachment to the character, but her role in this movie is basically "ridiculously OP savior who shows up at key moments". It's the same reason Superman sucks ass as a character, because he pretty much can't lose. It was almost like even the movie knew it and had to repeatedly have her vanish to go save other unnamed planets across the universe so the fight would even be fair. Watching her space beam in and out at will to save the day felt pretty forced and bad.
I kinda enjoyed fat, semi-useless Thor for this same reason. Most of these characters have entered god mode from time to time, so taking the actual god down a few pegs was welcome, IMO (especially considering that real-life Chris Hemsworth is unfairly good-looking). However, it didn't really makes sense that his sick new hammer did basically nothing here, and the twin hammers thing was a bit much, especially when Captain America suddenly was able to use one. Super-Cap was annoying in the same vein as the Captain Marvel bullshit.
They never established Black Widow enough as an interesting character to make her death affecting. They sure tried to drag it out using Hawkeye's suicide battle to sell it, but it still fell flat for me. Also, looking back, that she was "leader" of the ragtag Avengers survivors of the snap was even more of a lame attempt to make her character more important than she actually was. Also, I'm fairly on board with them taking liberties on what is structurally the lamest character in Hawkeye (despite liking Jeremy Renner a great deal), but his dark ninja turn felt so goddamn random.
Tony Stark's death was also kinda meh. I wish it had affected me more, and they tried with the reverse spidey "Mr. Stark" stuff, but it was a little predictable based on all the wink wink b.s. from Doctor Strange, in addition to RDJ being the actor who's most aging out of this anyway. Also, the very basis of the path this franchise went down has made deaths feel inconsequential. I think we all suspected that they'd reverse the snap, and after they did, when they had two characters actually die, they had to drag it out and reiterate that these deaths are for realsies.
Isn't the concept of permadeath in this null and void when they have the goddamn power glove anyway? If they can time travel and snap people in and out of existence at will with all the infinity stones, why the fuck can't they bring Black Widow or Iron Man back again? It's fairly interesting that they actively lampooned time travel in other movies and then had it be an even dumber concept here. Having a "fix anything" tool and then randomly pretending it can't do certain things was dumb.
I'm also just gonna say it: there are too many fucking characters in this thing. Thanos was right. Even at 3 hours, it felt like none of them got enough screen time to really be engaging. I will admit that the one redeeming moment of this was when everyone showed up for the final battle with the Avengers orchestral music blaring. The cameo nature of things actually really worked there, because there was going to be at least a couple of characters there who you were happy to see again. (For me, it was Drax. #teamdrax)
I'm done with Hulk. The half-Ruffalo/half-hulk thing here was weird, and I found myself channeling #taswell at his dumb face several times. The half-hearted smash and bash was admittedly an amusing gag for a second there, but everything they can do with that character has been more than fleshed out and was honestly never that great anyway, and that's true whether Ruffalo is at the helm or not.
The Audis from the future looked dope as shit. I usually find that kind of product placement eye-roll-inducing, but whoever is designing those things needs to be the guy they go with so they take these concept cars and actually make them. They looked sharp as fuck and I want one.
I did enjoy Captain America's final bit. That felt like a good way to close the book on his character, although I thought I recall in the comics that he gave the shield to Bucky, not Falcon? Maybe, my comic knowledge is shit and both have probably happened or been retconned or some shit within the lore anyway. I'm not sure I care enough about Falcon to buy into him as new cap going forward.
I don't even know what the next MCU movie is, but I realized I'm more ready for a Guardians 3 than I thought when the Asguardians got on the ship together. I want to see more shenanigans with Drax, Thor, bug-lady, and Andy Dwyer. I'm trying to think about what else I want to see. Maybe a Hawkeye movie set in the time between the snap and ninja mode? I think Renner could pull it off and fill in a gap there. I could be down for some more Doctor Strange because that can get as batshit as it wants to, and that's promising. I would also be totally on board with a Grandmaster-heavy Elders of the Universe movie featuring more Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum.
I guess I'm pretty satisfied with the state of everything, though? To their credit, I don't feel like this movie was a series of lame set-ups for other films in ways that would have made it feel inconclusive. I'm both interested to see what they do next and also kinda good on these movies for now if they take a break for a bit or explore some shit I don't care about, which is probably a pretty good place to be.
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