Serious question, please dont troll me

Interested in possibly getting Ryan or Jeff to make an appearance at a function I have.  Do you guys think this is even possible and if so what sort of fee do you think would be resonable? 
 
If I paid airfare/hotel and $3,000 for the appearance fee do you think they would do it?  Do they have agents or just make the offer directly through email?   Thanks.
 
This is serious so please don't troll me. 

I am trollzeringgggzzz yourrrrrr threadzzzzz

Pro tip: if you don't want to get trolled, don't ask for it as explicitly as you just did.

How about you ask them directly instead of asking us, who have nothing to do professionally with Giant Bomb or even Whiskey Media?

If you are serious you would be better off sending them a private message, or sending Whiskey Media an email.

I think it depends entirely on what the event is. If it is a discussion of the games industry, maybe. If its your birthday I think you can forget about it.

Maybe if you gave some sort of info, rather than saying not to troll you, you might have gotten decent results.  
 
Also, wouldn't asking Ryan/Jeff yield better results than asking us weirdos? 

I highly doubt they would do that.

Probably not.

That happens to be pretty creepy.

Yeaaah, they wouldn't do that.

" So I should be more clear.    I saved up for awhile for an HD tv I wanted, then I got my tax returns and have a little extra money.  So by "function" I just mean at my house and stuff.  I want to hang out with them for a weekend and stuff and play games.    I can pay all their air and hotel and $3,000 for the weekend.  "

Do you guys think I can get Hardcore Dave to show up in Barcelona and take his shirt off to help celebrate my great-aunt's birthday if I give him his own private jet for the trip and an island in the South Pacific in return for his services? 
 
 
Serious answers only no troll.

So you're uh. 
 
 
 
You're prostituting them.

Dude I'm sure you can think of something better to do with that money.

Dude, you are not serious. Stop it.

" Dude I'm sure you can think of something better to do with that money. "

Well that's not creepy at all in any way. *runs out of thread.

" @mackmack said:

" So I should be more clear.    I saved up for awhile for an HD tv I wanted, then I got my tax returns and have a little extra money.  So by "function" I just mean at my house and stuff.  I want to hang out with them for a weekend and stuff and play games.    I can pay all their air and hotel and $3,000 for the weekend.  "

Oh shut the fuck up already. "

" So you're uh.    You're prostituting them. "

" Dude I'm sure you can think of something better to do with that money. "

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

I don't want to sound rude or anything, but I REALLY don't see that any of the GB staff would be interested in going to some stranger's house just because.....
Also, this is creepy, to be honest-- stalker-creepy, actually : /

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

" @ryanwho said:

" So you're uh.    You're prostituting them. "

@chstupid said:

" Dude I'm sure you can think of something better to do with that money. "

 REAL prostitutes! "

" So I should be more clear.    I saved up for awhile for an HD tv I wanted, then I got my tax returns and have a little extra money.  So by "function" I just mean at my house and stuff.  I want to hang out with them for a weekend and stuff and play games.    I can pay all their air and hotel and $3,000 for the weekend.  "

" So I should be more clear.    I saved up for awhile for an HD tv I wanted, then I got my tax returns and have a little extra money.  So by "function" I just mean at my house and stuff.  I want to hang out with them for a weekend and stuff and play games.    I can pay all their air and hotel and $3,000 for the weekend.  "

Inb4 he is declared a troll

" @Where_Am_I said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

No one's serious. Everyone stop it! "

they're a bunch of guys who play video games and tell us whether they're good or not 
they're not celebrities 
  

wat iz rong wid yu

" @PixelPrinny said:

" @Where_Am_I said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

No one's serious. Everyone stop it! "

I'm not serious! Somebody stop me! "

Get two hookers dressed up as Jeff and Ryan.  Best of both worlds.

Fuck I'll come play games with you if you fly me out . I'll also put on weight, wear Communist Hockey jersey's, and talk about Commander 64 games too if you throw in some extra cash.

" @mshaw006 said:

" @PixelPrinny said:

" @Where_Am_I said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

No one's serious. Everyone stop it! "

I'm not serious! Somebody stop me! "

I'm super cereal. I'll stop you. "

I think you need to go find the guy who tried starting a local Giant Bomb fan club in Florida a little while back. You two seem like you have a lot in common and could benefit from joining forces, you being the financial backer and he being the brains of the operation, since both of you essentially want the same thing.

I am posting in this thread so I can claim I was there when it happened.

" @nintendoeats said:

" @mshaw006 said:

" @PixelPrinny said:

" @Where_Am_I said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

No one's serious. Everyone stop it! "

I'm not serious! Somebody stop me! "

I'm super cereal. I'll stop you. "

"

" I think you need to go find the guy who tried starting a local Giant Bomb fan club in Florida a little while back. You two seem like you have a lot in common and could benefit from joining forces, you being the financial backer and he being the brains of the operation, since both of you essentially want the same thing. "

What is this. I don't. I can't even finish this meme.

Wow.

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" @nintendoeats said:

" @mshaw006 said:

" @PixelPrinny said:

" @Where_Am_I said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Dude, you are not serious. Stop it. "

Yes he is. So you stop it. "

No one's serious. Everyone stop it! "

I'm not serious! Somebody stop me! "

I'm super cereal. I'll stop you. "

"

Excelsior. "

Y'all just got inverse trolled.

" I think you need to go find the guy who tried starting a local Giant Bomb fan club in Florida a little while back. You two seem like you have a lot in common and could benefit from joining forces, you being the financial backer and he being the brains of the operation, since both of you essentially want the same thing. "

For $10,000 you can get Will to bake you a pie

" So I should be more clear.    I saved up for awhile for an HD tv I wanted, then I got my tax returns and have a little extra money.  So by "function" I just mean at my house and stuff.  I want to hang out with them for a weekend and stuff and play games.    I can pay all their air and hotel and $3,000 for the weekend.  "