Milk alternatives that you've liked or disliked

I've tried rice milk and its decent but "if you don't drink milk by choice, what kind of life are you leading?"

I tried almond milk once and it was quite delicious.  Very sweet.  It was like the oat milk though in that it wasn't labeled milk, but "almond beverage".  Soy milk I think is pretty terrible, though.

Also, regular milk is gross if it's not used on cereal or in some kind of milkshake.  It makes your throat all phlegmy, is full of fat, and is, in essence, a tall cold glass of liquid straight from bovine tits.

Hemp, on the other hand, is fantastic when not in milk form.  I'm speaking, of course, of the twine form used to make hippie bracelets.

I like vanilla flavored soy milk.  Cow's milk is for cows.

"I like vanilla flavored soy milk.  Cow's milk is for cows."

Goat milk. It tasted like brown cheese. I prefer brown cheese.

I can't stand milk. Like, literally. I am extremely lactose intolerant, if I even consume one drop of it, I become violently sick.

I hate milk and any substitute. It tastes like ass.

I won't drink anything but regular milk, I don't want no substitute shit.

"I won't drink anything but regular milk, I don't want no substitute shit."

I'm a strict vegetarian so I have been using milk substitutes on my cereal for a while.  My favorite is vanilla Almond milk.  It is very tasty.  Even my Friends' 4 year old likes it as she always asks for some (she calls it "special milk") when they visit. (They keep a  Kosher kitchen so they keep milk substitutes in the house so their Daughter can have "milk" with "meat" meals.)

All I have to say on this matter is, milk is a natural food, from mother to child etc. No alternatives needed.

"Also, regular milk is gross if it's not used on cereal or in some kind of milkshake.  It makes your throat all phlegmy, is full of fat, and is, in essence, a tall cold glass of liquid straight from bovine tits."

I'm a strict vegetarian

Great, now I'm hungry....

"I like vanilla flavored soy milk.  Cow's milk is for cows."

The Vanilla soy milk is pretty good, but its too sweet tasting to drink on a regular basis. Regular soy and lactose free milk is not very good. We keep a gallon of 2% milk in the fridge at all times, as my 2 year old, my wife, and myself all drink milk.
We like Ovaltine too. My wife likes the Rich Chocolate brand, but I prefer the Original Malt.

I've tried some soy and found it tolerable but nothing beats strait up cow milk.

Soy milk gives me a stomach ache.  I should try oat milk.

HazBazz.......LOL :-)

Nothing in the world beats a glass of cow milk... nothing.

Well, if they come out with bacon milk, I might take back the above statement.

Dude i only drink REAL milk, f**k that fake stuff

I've only had real milk once since I grew up with soy milk. After tasting real milk a few months ago, I definitely stayed a fan of the soy.