Jeff: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE? MILK! Like milk, milk. Ryan: Some people can't process dairy man. Jeff: Some like regular-ass milk. Ryan: Apparently there's a lot of people who don't like milk or can't drink milk Jeff: Well you know if you can't drink it then fine, but there ain't nothin wrong with milk. Ryan: I don't know, there's lots wrong with milk Jeff: Like what? Ryan: It goes bad really fast, I often can't..... Jeff: DRINK MOAR MILK! THE ANSWER TO THAT IS DRINK MOAR MILK.
Its such a good quote that I made this terrible low quality ytmnd of it. http://ykwilm.ytmnd.com
The PAX bombcast had me in stiches but i specifically the big "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" from Ryan at the start in regards to Rich doing the intro, i cracked up at that. It was just a big lol moment and such a well said WTF, oh Ryan Davis how you make me laugh.
It was from one of the First Bombcasts. at the end of the episode they are asking how the hell to end the thing and Jeff says " Peace Bitches We OUT!!!!"
"WEAR SOME DAMN PANTS! YOU'RE A MAN!" -Ryan Davis PAX 2008 Special 59:44
"It's like ground up pills....at the bottom of it." -2/24/08 17:27
and finally...
Brad: You'd shit yourself playing Max Payne for the first time. Right? ...awkward silence... Ryan: I'd rather not talk about that. It's not something I'd like to bring up. Brad: Admit it! I know you saved those trousers. Jeff: The reason he doesn't want to bring it up is because he wasn't wearing any. It was like furniture repair. Don't sit there. Ryan: That spot right there. Jeff: Ooorrr there. Ryan: Really just stand. That's probably for the best. -8/19/02 54:05
You ARE the Pokemon! And how Jeff explained it too was funny " in the middle of taking really shotty notes me and Ryan both noticed we wrote really big You Are the Pokemon! and underlined it." The dracula is still a threat is good. Also the whacking the pinata/masturbation controversy.
All of these from the 10/28/08 episode, and from the mouth of Ryan Davis:
"So after going to several different retailers...You know what, I'm just going to stop buying games from retailers that only sell games. 'Cause those motherfuckers never have games when you want games...NEVER!" - 1:25:33
"KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKIN' CHICKEN!" - 1:26:20
"So on Xbox Live Arcade this week is Jeff Foxworthy's Zombie Nightmare Gameshow Simulator." - 2:01:36
The guys biting into terrible tasting candy at the same time was pretty funny, as well as Ryan's little rant about a three year kid pulling a light saber from Darth fk-ing Vader's fk-ing hand was a good call. Also anything where Jeff references bad old games "hey you liked Top Skater didn't you? ...no."
You said all the good ones, but in the last one (I think) when Ryan gets angry with game stores never having games : What is the point of you ? . . . . so funny. Also the Fun was had by all thing. Yeah the bombcast is as much a comedy podcast as a game podcast.
The bit about how SEGA should mix their IP's and do crazy shit like "make Alex The Kid an unlockable in Condemned". I was laughin' all day just thinkin' of that funny "bloop" sound he makes when he punchs and how awesome it would be to hear whenever you punch a crackhead in the face.
oh and the drink test with the Cinnabon Nut & Caramel, roughly goes like this: Jeff: I dunno what this taste is, there's somethin else... Ryan: oh that's probly the nut your tasting there... *dead silence* *both explode into laughter*
My favourite is what Ryan said about the kid who quit school to play Guitar Hero. "I hope he gets a rude awakening through all this and I hope his parents die in a fire." LOL
jeff - " alright lets do this..everyone take your pants off...wait " vinni - "so how much do i get for - " ryan - " how much do i get for taking off my pants? "
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