Fuck.
Fez
Game » consists of 15 releases. Released Apr 13, 2012
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- PC
- Mac
- Linux
- + 6 more
- PlayStation Network (PS3)
- PlayStation Network (Vita)
- PlayStation 4
- iPhone
- iPad
- Nintendo Switch
A puzzle platformer developed by Polytron that uses a 2D perspective shifting mechanic to solve puzzles and complete levels. The main character, a white creature named Gomez, wears a fez and is obsessed with collecting hats.
Maybe Don't Download That New Fez Patch
Hey, might as well patch 'er up. If it reads as corrupt and the fix doesn't work, just wait until the incoming hotfix arrives and play the save just like before.
@Seastalk said:
I doubt it would have cost Polytron $40,000 to push a patch. But sure lets all jump to conclusions based on hear-say.
40K is a lot, I was under the impression Microsoft allowed 1 free patch then 10k a patch after that. Most recent source I could find after a quick google search shows $40 000 is correct (if you believe what some guy called Tim Shafer has to say...)
@san_salvador said:
Maybe hire a professional programmer, creativity is not everything.
Renaud Bedard already does all the programming, Phil is the designer.
You mentioned Phil eight times in this article. Lets keep it real, stop talking about Phil all the time, theres someone else to bitch about.
I blame Renaud. LOL
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT RENAUD BEDARD
Having seen Indie Game the Movie, I empathise with Polytron on this. They messed up, because they lack the resources of a larger company to do full-scale testing themselves, and now because of the way certification works they're pretty much back to square 1 with this stuff.
I am waiting and hoping for a Steam version since I have no 360. Steam's update policy seems far more suited to this kind of game, so they can push a lot of small fixes one at a time, and not break the game with a huge patch all at once.
@Gareff said:
Ok, I was waiting for this patch before I bought the game. You say that the patch flags up your save as corrupted, but what if you don't have a save yet??? Would the game run AOK?
Wanna know the answer to this as well. I was thinking of buying it, but I won't bother if it's going to corrupt my saves.
I don't understand what the first paragraph adds to the discussion. Doesn't every developer get upset if their game is broken?
@hollitz said:
Canadian game patches suck.
What. So is there any word on when they are going to fix this game? I have points sitting there waiting.
@Alex:
...almost assuredly already is.
ALEX Y U MAKE GRAMMAR BUNNY CRY??
@Gildermershina said:
They messed up, because they lack the resources of a larger company to do full-scale testing themselves, and now because of the way certification works they're pretty much back to square 1 with this stuff.
While true that Polytron lacks resources, the fact is that Microsoft itself has pushed out console updates that brick their own hardware. The size of a software team is not related to success, given these complexities.
@Brackynews: My point is, they don't have the ability to QA that a larger developer or publisher has. Had they had better QA resources, and not had to wait weeks on end for Microsoft to certify the patch, they may well have noticed this and not published this patch.
@Hailinel said:
I feel sorry for those that are affected by the consequences of the patch's problems. I do not feel sorry for Fish, however, and am currently basking in the schadenfreude of his plight.
What the hell does this even mean. You are basking in his pleasure at his own misfortune of.....just no no no. Wrong usage.
@NoK said:
@Hailinel said:
I feel sorry for those that are affected by the consequences of the patch's problems. I do not feel sorry for Fish, however, and am currently basking in the schadenfreude of his plight.
What the hell does this even mean. You are basking in his pleasure at his own misfortune of.....just no no no. Wrong usage.
Hello, grammar nazi.
@NoK:
Not that much wrong with that usage, just the final preposition that could have needed a bit more attention:
"[I] am currently basking in the [pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others] of his plight"
But this is not for a graded essay, and I feel @Hailinel's sentiment was communicated in an efficient and colourful way.
On a more related note - I'm glad they pulled the patch, finally have time for another fez-fix.
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