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2. Shotguns regenerate ammunition when you tape a pitchfork to them.

3. Zombies look really great in a tutu, especially when also "wearing" a stick pony.

4. Chuck Greene. He hasn't covered wars you know.

5. if you combine a chainsaw with an oar, another magically appears!

6. When you get a trading card of a weapon it suddenly becomes better. (Gain more PP)

7. A Drill Bucket is what you get when you put drills on a bucket.

8. air horns make zombies heads explode

9. Chuck Greene may not have covered wars (you know), but he knows his way around a zombie or two.

11.  Chuck Greene may not look good in a dress, but it's still damn funny to make him wear one.

12. If you put a bottle of Whiskey in a blender, and mix it with ANOTHER bottle of Whiskey, you'll fell less pain.
 
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14. Duct tape is the most important tool for zombie survival.

15. Eating a bag of chips in between drinking full bottles of vodka will prevent you from throwing up.

16. All people can identify Chuck through any form of headwear, Helmets, Blanka heads e.t.c

17. The best way to pass time during a zombie outbreak is too make a million dollars in a poker game

18. Putting gems on a flashlight will create a lightsabre.

19. Chuck must be very wasteful of ammo, as even a shotgun with 1 bullet can be made to last forever when given over to a survivor.

20. You can easily create a flamethrower by combining a gas can with.. a water gun....

22.  ...don't fuck with crazy chiefs.

23. Always carry a bottle of wasps around with you. Apparently, zombies can't physically handle you killing one.

25. An Electric Rake equals a large order of french fried zombies.

26: Duck tape can be really awesome sometimes!

27. If you ever receive life threatening injuries just hand over some orange juice and you're good to go.

28: Chuck Greene isn't hardcore enough as Frank West to be able to disembowel zombies. 

29. The funniest way to start the day is to start ripping line drives into crowds of zombies and watching the ball ricochet off of multiple heads.

33. A crazed hippie can take more than 20 shotgun blasts to the body without substantial physical harm.

34. Janitors in Fortune City have weird hobbies...

35 T.K is one of the most annoying video game villains to date.

38. Although foam fingers are not effective against zombies, they work suprisingly well on survivors.

39. Chuck Greene is completely immune to the zombie virus, as he has been bitten on the neck and is covered i n open wounds, yet his daughter gets nibbled and is now dependent on Zombrex.

40. You spend 72 hours killing 72000 zombies and get nothing for doing so, not even a Mega Blaster :(

40.Soundwaves are powerful enough to blast zombies away, but they can't send you flying.

41. Rebecca Chang has covered wars, you know... now.

42. That survivors don't believe in friendly fire.

43. Tigers like steak.

45. Reading books can make food taste better.  
 
46. Knight boots are apparently in very high demand in a post-zombie world. ($2,000,000!? Really?)

47. Zombies love a cuddle.

48. Chuck Greene can clone himself.

49. Getting 8 survivors at once is suprisingly hard.

50. Grenades smoke when thrown.

51. gems and flashlights make lightsabers.

52. when wearing a ninja outfit it is impossible not to to yell Hiya! as you spin around with a sword de-legging zombies. 
 
Umm #51... take a look at #18 it's been said. Change please.

53.  A complete lack of Otis makes everything better.