I've avoided meeting other people in Souls games. Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls II: across them all I beat all but one boss solo, and I always dreaded being invaded.
I was able to S-rank Dark Souls without too much trouble, quickly farming the covenant items, and cheesing my up the Forest Hunter ranks. But there are several covenant rewards that are incredibly hard to obtain in Dark Souls 3. People have farmed the Anor Londo Silver Knights for two hours without a single Proof of Concord Kept. I Bombcasted my way to thirty each of the Pale Tongues and Swordgrasses, but after working for Proofs and Vertebrae without any luck, I gritted my teeth and slotted my Mound Makers token.
I dropped my purple soapstone just past Sulyvahn's bonfire--if you've been there, you're probably nodding--and waited. Within twenty seconds I got the "you're being summoned as a mad spirit" message. I wasn't sure what to expect, besides a lot of deaths, and hopefully a few kills with their precious Vertebrae.
I was not expecting to pop up in a Fight Club. Three or four people, host, red phantoms, purple phantoms, stood on the ledge watching a makeshift colosseum, offering clapping emotes and throwing "Very good!" stones. Down below, two players feinted and dodged, throwing out 2-handed sweeps with a blazing Dark Sword or several quick thrusts with a bleed-infused Estoc. There were unspoken rules, but pliable ones; if someone drank Estus, then healing became canon. If one fighter drew a catalyst, then their opponent's pyromancy was fair game.
The rounds went quickly, and I died just as quickly. But I replaced my summon sign, and within a minute was again called into another world ruled by the Tyler Durden method. I spent the next hour fighting in the jury-rigged, bafflingly law-abiding duels. Occasionally a bystander would abruptly throw a chaos fireball across both fighters, or a greataxe would suddenly flatten someone whose back was turned, but even that was oddly acceptable in its manic, orgiastic mayhem.
I don't know if Dark Souls 1's PVP played out anything like this, since my only experience was with the one-sided and unintentional facet. But I do know that I'm going to stop writing now to go to my PC and play more DaS3 Fight Club.
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