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    Commander Shepard

    Character » appears in 4 games

    Commander Shepard is the main protagonist of the Mass Effect trilogy. Throughout the game, the player's decisions can affect Shepard's personality, consequently changing how both individuals and entire races view him/her and the human race. Key choices can even affect the outcomes of situations throughout the story.

    Kick Ass had an easier time than Shepard...

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    #1  Edited By TEHMAXXORZ

    I was thinking, after watching Kick Ass for the fourth time, 'Why did Kick Ass get laid quicker than Shepard?'. 
    I mean come on, Shepard is an all out bad-ass that travels around the galaxy shooting the crap out of anything called a Geth, collector or Reaper. And yet he has to work his ass off to get laid with some bitch that now hates him 'cause of Jack's bloody mission! 
    I know the two things are irrelevant to each other, but still...

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    #2  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    i fucked tali

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    #3  Edited By ArchScabby

    Shepard had an easier time then me...

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    #4  Edited By flaminghobo
    @ArchScabby said:
    " Shepard had an easier time then me... "
    Zing!
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    #5  Edited By matpaget

    I think Sheppard's time was much HARDER :D

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    #6  Edited By Vodun

    Just imagine, all the technological advancements which have been made. Computers, micro processors, networking, the internet, web programming languages, digital games, advanced processors, the list goes on. All these things were needed for this thread to be created. 
     
    Think on that.

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    #7  Edited By VirtualAthlete
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " i fucked tali "
    fuck yeah!
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    #8  Edited By ez123

    Whatever, Kick Ass wanted that girl for a long time and pretended he was gay to get close to her and shit.  Shepard fucks whoever's in the damn spaceship.

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    #9  Edited By WickedCestus

    This thread is ridiculous.

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    #10  Edited By Fantomex100
    @supermike6 said:
    " This thread is ridiculous. "
    but true.....

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