According to TXDOT warning signs, that is:
Zombie
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Zombies, more accurately called the walking dead, are reanimated corpses who feed on the living, and have become a ubiquitous video game enemy. They often move slowly, but can be deadly in large numbers, which is unfortunately how they tend to travel. Shotgun time!
The Zombies Really ARE Coming!!!
I wish I would've been in Austin to see it. I understand the safety hazards this could cause on a busy highway, but at the same time...yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome.
It was just a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity where God knew that this would be totally freakin sweet, so he led the way.
"Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)
Funny stuff, funny stuff.
"Claude said:The Boss would probably just write a shitty acoustic song about them for charity benefits. = / Either that, or he and Courtney Cox would dance them to death."Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)
Funny stuff, funny stuff."
"RHCPfan24 said:U kid. But, I would pay to see that. I would pay a lot to see that."Claude said:The Boss would probably just write a shitty acoustic song about them for charity benefits. = / Either that, or he and Courtney Cox would dance them to death."Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)
Funny stuff, funny stuff."Actually, I would pay good money to see them dance the zombies to death."
"Here's the funnier thing. My buddy, dice, lives in Austin. He came up to Waco last night, and when I asked him about it, he said he had no clue about it. lol"He's a zombie. Kill him, or bring him here so he can spread the virus. I haven't spent all of this time in Left 4 Dead for only fun you know!
"jakob187 said:Nah, he's totally not a zombie. His nose was still attached to his face, and he never once said the word "brains" or "flesh"."Here's the funnier thing. My buddy, dice, lives in Austin. He came up to Waco last night, and when I asked him about it, he said he had no clue about it. lol"He's a zombie. Kill him, or bring him here so he can spread the virus. I haven't spent all of this time in Left 4 Dead for only fun you know!"
Goddammit, Texas. These false alarms only serve to make us less ready for when the REAL zombie apocalypse comes around!
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