Tittle basically says it all. Boingboing did a review that basically included Yakuza members sitting down, playing the game and giving their impressions. It's pretty hilarious.
One of my favorite parts are when they talk about the fashion in the game:
"M:What's the deal with Kiryu's scarlet red shirt? He's supposed to be a former boss of the Inagawakai--and he dresses like a chinpira (low level yakuza punk). He's a yakuza, not a host."
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Yakuza 3
Game » consists of 8 releases. Released Feb 26, 2009
Sega's Yakuza series moves to the PlayStation 3 for its third installment, bringing all the comically brutal beat-em-up gameplay, Japanese RPG storytelling and various mini-games with it.
Yakuza 3 Reviewed By Real Yakuza
#1) This is freaking hilarious
#2) This is actually pretty interesting.
Favorite quotes:
On fashion:
Talking about Kabukicho:M: What's the deal with Kiryu's scarlet red shirt? He's supposed to be a former boss of the Inagawakai--and he dresses like a chinpira (low level yakuza punk). He's a yakuza, not a host.
What a kind dude. :PS: You got your salaryman in there, the delinquent school girl and her sugar daddy, Chinese people, and even those Nigerian touts. What's with all the fucking gaijin (foreigners) in the area anyway? It used to be just Japanese, Koreans and Chinese.
M: Don't say gaijin. Say Gaikokujin. It's more polite. Jake's a gaijin.
S: Yeah, I forget sometimes. What's with all the fucking gaikokujin in Kabukicho anyway?
On fighting:
M: A real fight--it's short and it's brutal. Over in a minute. Nobody goes around trading blows and crap like that. Usually the first guy to punch wins.
K: I like that you can grab things like ashtrays or billboards and beat the crap out of the punks bothering you. Or smash their faces into car windows. That's what you'd really do in a fight, grab something and use it as a weapon.
That's the part where the uncomfortable silence kicks in for a few moments :PM: If they wanted to make it realistic, he'd pull out a gun and shoot it and miss! Or the damn thing wouldn't fire. That would be realistic. (They all laugh).
K: Shooting people sends a message.
M: So does shooting anything. Shooting people gets you sent to jail.
K: That's part of the job description.
They're conversation on Kiryu is pretty interesting:
I would love to see something similar: Like ex-crime bosses playing GTA, a world war 2 vet playing medal of honor, or perhaps a historian sitting down and commenting on RDR. Regardless, this thread and article get's vidiot's super-seal-of-awesomeness.M: Kiryu is the way yakuza used to be. We kept the streets clean. People liked us. We didn't bother ordinary citizens. We respected our bosses. Now, guys like that only exist in video games.
S: I don't know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn't just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
" Awesome, but as with any of this i can't help but question the legitimacy. "Ye i thought about that aswell. As awesome as it may seem... i have my doubts. ( Why would a site that reviews games get access to the yakuza and on top of that make them review a game... )
" @jadeskye said:" Awesome, but as with any of this i can't help but question the legitimacy. "Ye i thought about that aswell. As awesome as it may seem... i have my doubts. ( Why would a site that reviews games get access to the yakuza and on top of that make them review a game... ) "
Didn't you read the first sentence? This crazy mofo is the reason. Dude broke some yakuzas knee lol. The guys awesome.
The article is great btw.
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