Alt+F1

Danny's back from the land of beer, bratwurst, and race cars to recount one of the best races Alt+F1 has ever seen. This one has it all, folks. Boy do we love being wrong!

We return from a short hiatus to some sad news. We reflect on the dangerous nature of F1 before dipping into the upcoming GP, rampant rumormongering, and emails from the front lines of tire destruction.

From the start to the crashes to the pit calls, our mouths are left agape at pretty much every turn of this year's British GP. Join us for that, commentator comparisons, and all our F1 content dreams.

You are NOT PREPARED for how the inaugural Formula E season concluded! We recount the e-madness along with Lewis' date with the Queen and how Bernie and Snowflake the Dolphin may become business partners.

We celebrate our 50th episode by loosening up our back ends and getting down to what really matters: how to pronounce Canadian snack foods.

New mandate: all Alt+F1 podcasts must be conducted on water beds.

Massa and Vettel eat backmarkers for breakfast, Kimi spins an old yarn, Haas threads the loophole, nobody likes refueling, and PASTOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR.

Best consumed while naked in a hot tub, this episode of Alt+F1 contains hot NASCAR tips from Kimi and Dale Jr., old-people walking devices, broadcasting without pants, and the true identity of Ross Brawn. Plus we totally solve F1's viewership problem.

Get ready for a surprise! We unpack the craziness of the last ten laps, along with grid boys, what's up with Red Bull and McLaren, TIRE WARS, and Kimi's own personal code of ethics.

How does the FIA plan to make F1 better? By enraging everyone! We catch up with those wing nuts and their aggressive looks along with bad hairdressers, confidential McLaren documents, and what you should REALLY watch this weekend.

We barely make it out of the Catalunya jungle in time to talk about Räikkönen's potty mouth, the indestructible Pastor Maldonado, face tape in your air hole, GENE HAWS, and the latest in Formula E madness.

With the season back in action, we dunk our donuts into the nitty-gritty of the F1 farm system, Ferrari's driver future, how to watch F1 IRL, Räikkönen's hatred of school buses, and what is, and is not, Europe.

F1 fan, globetrotter, and all-around baller Dave Lang joins us to discuss stank money, circumventing international travel documents, the secret to Maldonado's success, bootleg Alonso T-shirts, and the dark, dark corners of the Internet.

Sparks fly in the desert night as dicey pit strategies pay off, Maldonado finds the kill switch, and a chorus of excuses drowns out the sound of exploding Renault engines. Also: the Hamilton splash zone, when Manor will get good, and Bernie Being Bernie.

We try not to get thrown in Chinese jail while discussing this week's double-header with Bahrain, Lotus' double-points prospects, the angle of Hamilton's dangle, and WHY IS EVERYONE ON FIRE?

Did you hear Bernie got a new tattoo? He thinks it says "ascend," but it's actually the Chinese character for "Formula E is totally rad." This and other, truer news stories and rookie Qs in the run-up to CHI-NAA!

We've got ourselves a SEASON, PEOPLE! Drivers and crews duke it out over the radio while Kimi proves he doesn't need tires to score, greedy racers get the spins, the Red Bulls are on dust, and Rosberg hands out some professional racing tips.

Coming off last week's maelstrom of technical, medical, and legal issues, we drop anchor in a sea of maybes regarding the German GP, Manor, Bottas, Alonso, Red Bull, and partying with a Formula EJ.

The first race of 2015 was weird! Lawsuits and money issues force team decisions down to the wire, two drivers suffer horrendous pit stops, and almost half the field doesn't even FINISH. But don't worry, Pastor is still Pastor. All is right in the world.

It's the first race of the season! Will unproven rookies crash into everyone? Will Pastor's engine ignite the upper atmosphere? Will everyone get Merc'd? WHO CAN SAY?

We're BACK in the cockpit again for the 2015 Formula 1 season! New to F1? Strap in for the lowdown on the world's most extravagant ego comparison. If you're an F1 veteran, marvel at our impeccable summation of this year's zany offseason. LET'S RACE!

We say so long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, and many other butchered phrases, but before that let's recap the race, the season, the Pastor, and the future.

The final race of the season is upon us! We convene to discuss Caterham's crowdfunding woes, how F1 is like cigarettes, back room bacon, the abolition of double points, and the grand institution known as Sizzler.

Better buckle your belt, Bottas, because Caterham wants to sell you a wheel nut gun socket, Massa forgets where he parked, Ferraris see red, and all your Piquet/Lauda slash fiction comes true.