Unprofessional Fridays: 11/15/2019

You know I once bought an off-brand four loco, and blacked out from it while a friend was totally unphassed by his. Makes me think they're maybe not so strict about how much alcohol gets in those bad boys or I am a gigalightweight

This was the middle of college and my tolerance was pretty high so I don't think it was my being a lightweight

this brass monkey convo happened before. Wish I remembered when...

Was truly not expecting to see any more Sekiro on the site. Nice.

https://www.giantbomb.com/shows/giant-bombcast-07-08-2014/2970-16806 :)

@matthewgm: niccce...

Also here, this is the one I was thinking of. This topic seems to come up a lot at Giant Bomb.

https://www.giantbomb.com/shows/unprofessional-fridays-02-14-2014/2970-13672/premium-video?t=7m0s

Ben just straight lifting Humpty Hump discourse from You Look Nice Today.

15 minutes in, this is exactly the type of UPF I come for.

Good pre game banter. Love it when they get on a roll about something.

Such a good Unprofessional Friday!!

A someone younger than Abby, I am qualified to say, these kids are ruining this website.

Is that Johnny Yong Bosch voicing the protagonist in that terrible Terminator game?

No game ever felt more Tarantino than using the suit skin in Action Quake 2 ... on urban3

jonny actualseed

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good shit lol

Rory if you're having trouble with that little mini boss I got news for you I beat this game though cheating in the last fight must have taken me like 3 or 4 hours. When you see your father denying him and there's a whole bunch more content after that. The only boss I could not take down was the demon of hatred at the end I need head to Cheez-It

Seems to get talked about a lot. Hopefully this will clear things up if it hasn’t been sense I started watching

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/where-did-brass-monkey-come-from

Good on Rorie for playing some Sekiro - its such a satisfying game if you have the patience.

Also at this point playing on PC is the way to go. I just got done talking about Sekiro in another thread concerning performance and to recap quickly here, this game demands a smooth framerate and I absolutely wish I had played it on PC instead of PS4.

So for anyone thinking about getting Sekiro and you have the choice - get it on PC because in typical From Software fashion it's kind of a mess on consoles in certain places. At this point in time it is really inexcusable for them and I'm now convinced it's not a lack of time or money, but just that they are technically unable to code their games properly and should seek outside help with engine stuff.

Why didn't rorie read the item descriptions?

Man, I still can't believe the Terminator game isn't bad. A proper B-game, just like mama used to make.

"Why are there Ashley Madison ads on this PC?"

GB exposed.

worst 2 in video games is Xenosaga II.

That was a pretty nice little surprise. I keep telling myself I need to pick that game up again, but I just never get around to it.

Don’t worry ben I got the Carl S’junior reference

Thanks gut doctor, I just threw away all my vegetables.

err sepport

I went to Hell's Kitchen (in Minneapolis) for brunch last year for the first time and that Bloody Mary bar was CRAZY! Highly recommend.

Jeff still fighting the good fight about what the REAL "brass monkey" is

That was a lot of cursing during Sekiro, wow.

Sekiro is in my top 5 this year, no doubt

I can't believe Cliffy B and David Jaffe have a new fighting game out.

According to the Beastie Boys themselves, their song Brass Monkey was about the drink Jeff is referring to, a "premixed canned drink with vodka, rum, and orange juice".

Ben is referring to the other kind of Brass Monkey, which is still called that, but is not what the song is about/named after.

https://nypost.com/2014/06/13/the-real-brass-monkey-and-6-other-drinks-made-famous-by-hits/

Live Free or Die Hard is AWESOME

I'm the biggest From Software fan and I do NOT like Sekiro. I've tried so many times to get into it. Then again I liked but didn't love Bloodborne. The Souls games though are in my top 5 series of all time.

@highnesslinus: bombcast years ago, with dan and jeff i think.

I lol'd at Ben "I can feed myself." with a shot of the 40oz in front of him.

I love Jason so much because he always manages to find the absolute worst video games that 3 people in the world have played

I'm really happy Jason's porn game segment came back. Give that pervert the platform he deserves.

When I watch this on my OLED TV every time Jan says banana bread the video cuts to the worst 80s video. If I scroll past it, it buffers and closes the feed and refreshes again.

Anyways, that GUTS game is at least more fun than watching people play smash. It sucks but it sucks in a fun way to watch.

Sooo happy Rorie got thrown off the cliff by the ogre. Was waiting for that.

Also, oh god all those open drinks near computers and keyboards. I would immediately accidentally send that Olde English flying across the set.

edit: @turboman i got 30 seconds of Rorie burping for you at 1:15:00 -> 1:15:30

Sekiro is still my GOTY. What a phenomenal game. The final boss fight is one of the coolest things I've ever played and seen (cutscenes included). I'm bad at games so it took me forever but it was so rewarding.

What’s up with Jason closing his right eye? Noticed him doing that in another UPF.

@lou_chou: 🤣

Aw, hearing pacman 2 pacman will always make me think of Drew

*rorie explains a basic mechanic in Sekiro that the entire core of the combat is balanced around*

"yeah that's some really advanced shit"

I tease I tease. This UPF had really good energy. It was great seeing the Guts world champion come out of retirement for some matches.

I hate Watchmen because it is yet another Watchmen installment that completely misses the entire point of Watchmen. Any Watchmen thing that makes being a vigilante look cool is missing the point of Watchmen.