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So like many here, I've been greatly enjoying the Shenmue Endurance run. Part 16 in particular was crazy and hilarious, with the crew singing a variety of songs including Vinny's surprising choice of Frozen's "Let it Go". In fact, I guess you could say I was greatly inspired by this. So over the weekend I had fun working on a "Let it Go" parody focused on the Shenmue Endurance run.
I'm not the greatest singer in the world, but I had a lot of fun with this and I hope you can get some enjoyment from it as well!
It's also worth noting I do appreciate Shenmue and the joy this game has brought, this is just some goodnatured ragging on a game that has not aged especially well
If you want to sing along, here are the lyrics:
The snow glows white in dobuita tonight
Not a sailor to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the “Ryo”.
This game seems impossible to play without a guide
Couldn't keep this up, heaven knows I tried!
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the endurance run you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know!
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
Can't hold it back anymore
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
Turn it off, this game’s a bore!
I don't care
What the comments say
Let Shenmue rage on,
The wait never bothered me anyway!
It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And mechanics that once enraged me
Can't get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do
To test this game and break it too
No right, no wrong, no rules for me, I'm Vinny!
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
I am one with the Jeff Gerstmann
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
You should never listen to Dan
Here I sit
And here I'll play
Let shenmue rage on!
My power in QTE excite 2 is like a god
and I kicked that hot-dog-eating liar Tom out of my squad
And one thought knocks me out just like a roundhouse kick
I'm never going back,
cause this game’s a total dick!
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
sure it was ambitious for its time
Shenmue sucks!, Shenmue sucks!
But that nostalgia you had is gone
Here I play
for just one more day
Let Shenmue rage on,
The wait never bothered me anyway!
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