SPOILER ALERT: Paulrus lists spoilers because he's bored.
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Atlas is Frank Fontaine, who controls you with the words "would you kindly". That said, Frank asked me, very politely, to make this list. In a dress. I feel pretty.
Aeris dies. Stabbed through the chest by Sephiroth. Type the first words into Google for an unseeable collection of badly made hentai.
A Combine adviser kills Eli Vance as you watch helplessly. Gordon Freeman can handle giant alien babies, an entire army, and a train crash but once Newell wants Gordon to be helpless... then all that one-man army bullshit sucks a nut and begs for more.
Sheik is Zelda. Your best friends are all sages. Ganon turns into a pig and dies.
Tetra is Zelda. Your boat freind is The King of Hyrule. Ganon gets stabbed in the head and dies.
Shenmue is a tree. No, seriously. Not a big spoiler but I thought it was stupid.
General Shepherd kills Roach. Then burns the body. Asshole.
Toad is at the end of the level. He tells you that your the princess is in another castle. Asshole.
Samus is a chick. Don't believe me, look at all the fanart on her GB page.
Jak and Daxter are in the future. Kor is the Metal Head leader. The kid you save is actually little Jak. Daxter is the punchline of all slapstick scenes in the game.