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Super Jump Shoes in My Neighborhood

Vinny Caravella
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Today I was able to snap an elderly lady who had unlocked some kind of spring shoes. Not only do they let her move nimbly around the streets of San Francisco, but they also let her reach that last Jiggy on the corner of 6th and Geary. As you can see from the photo, there are literally springs attached to the heels of her shoes. Maybe I just live a sheltered life, but what...? Did she get these from the back of Boy's Life or what? I want some spring shoes too...

Epic San Francisco loot








Way ahead of the fashion curve...