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MC Hammer x Activision?

Jeff Gerstmann
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PLEASE! HAMMER! DO NOT HURT THEM!
Jim Sterling, Destructoid's resident hip-hop journalist and monocle aficionado, has a hot story on MC Hammer. Yes, the rapper/dancer/preacher. He's posted up on Twitter that he's got a meeting with Activision on Monday:

I got one day to recover ,then it's LA to Activision to get a glance of a top secrete project on Monday...Cannot wait !!!

Wow !!! Hammer you ,type good !!!

So what's Activision's "top secrete" project? What would they be showing off to MC Hammer? What possible Hammer-related project could they be working on? I sort of don't want to think about it. But I must. Here are some possible scenarios that I just made up:

  • Activision is working on a rap-focused music game that picks up where Get On Da Mic left off.
  • Activision is working on a big pants controller for an upcoming dancing game and need to get Hammer's seal of approval.
  • MC Hammer and Michael Phelps are going to appear in the next Call of Duty game as partners who must dance and swim their way behind enemy lines to stop terrorism once and for all.
  • YO HAMMER WHICH WAY TO THE BEACH
  • THIS IS ENOUGH POPCORN CHICKEN TO FEED THE WHOLE POSSE
  • ADDAMS FAMILY RAP SONG

Uhh... ignore those last three.