Dudes, let's all face it. Pokey is the best. He's a large yellow cactus man with bright eyes and a big smile who goes around being Pokey, until assholes start getting in his space and kicking segments of his body around. I can understand the turtles and the brown guys, because they're part of a koopa army, and as military personnel, they've accepted certain risks. But Pokey isn't a part of your war. Pokey just wants to live in his home, the desert, in peace. It's not even like he goes around all pissed off. He's always super fucking excited to see anyone, but every time he rushes over to greet them with a huge fucking grin on his face, they get violent and do the spinning stomp on his head again and again and again. Basically, I support Pokey and his inclusion in all world events.
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