Jeff's drunk.

Oh god, Kotex... Dude, Jeff XD

Wow... just.... wow. 

mmm kotex

Kotec sounds kinda goofy but, so does Actiblizzard.

Again, this site IS the best.

There going to combine together and stop making Video Games and instead make tampons?

This site is so awesome. I feel refreshed already!

I'm dying laughing, that's how funny this is.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA! What the hell!

It is a pretty dumb name, but I've never been a fan of anything KOEI has done and Tecmo isn't all it once was, so whatever, guess its fitting. Ninja Gaiden 2 was kind of weak and I don't know what DOA is going to do in a post-SFIV world.

Two terrible tastes that taste horrible together...
Kotec.

This is amazing, I love giantbomb

Shin Sangoku Extreme Beach Volleyball yay yay~~!

They could just have taken TemKo, no?

that is quite the fantastic reference.

I vote for Kocmo!

Haha. Koei are considerably smaller, I think Tecmo would retain there well established name, which is also well known in the west.

Hopefully this will mean an end to the dynasty of terrible Dynasty Warrior games, those games have zilch appeal out of Japan.

Get Kotec for all your erection problems!

Super Tecmo Warriors 6 Bowl Empires

All I can say Jeff is, YOU'RE WINNER!

The first thing I thought of after hearing "Kotec" was Kotex. I didn't know that tampons could have aloe vera in them - that sounds nice and soothing. Thanks for the female hygiene lesson, Jeff.

I hate you Bobby Kotick, I hate you.

ROFL!! KOTEC in malay is actually a slang for the WILLY!

well done jap willies!

Maybe a new dynasty warriors game that isnt terrible will be born, I like the series but how dare they keep rehashing the same game with one or 2 updates, what really bugs me is that they have completely overhauled all the characters many times, stop wasting life doing that and actually make the game better!

Haha, Jesus...i still think Koei-Tecmo said real fast works, sounds like someones name...but...then it becomes Zoe Mode.

Why... why does a Maxi Pad need aloe vera? Are women prone to wounds or burns down there?

Wow, this is so funny. Sanitary napkins and game companies, a perfect fit.

eh?

In Malaysia's national colloquial language, kotec means man's genital. I will be laughing so hard everytime i turn on a kotec's game. haha

Ah, I was just about to say that sengchee. Beat me to it. Haha,

What's worrying is the fact that I made exactly the same connection as Jeff as soon as I read the title of this article.

Well they have been trying for years to get more females interested in gaming...

Brilliant!

Dammit, Chaser324.  You beat me to it.

I don't know what I got out of this. 

It's funnier if you call them "tampoons", like harpoons, but with the "tam" at the beginning.

(just sayin')

lmao wtf? XD kotex

I cant understand why they didnt go for eimo.   Ninja's wear black......it all fits.  Ive clearly thought this through.

hey, bidness is bidness

Ok...eww

Nice!

Kotex is going to be a bloody mess after this is over.

Why can't they just call it "Koei-Tecmo" or "Tecmo-Koei"?

New game from Koei and Tecmo being revealed on the 14th.
http://koeitecmo.info/new/

i fucking love you, jeff  
i'm laughing my ass off here 

haha