Save the Date - International Take a Juggalo to Red Lobster Day

November 8th is International Take A Juggalo to Red Lobster Day. Consider the Juggalos in your life. Consider the Red Lobsters. Only together can they truly determine how "Endless" the shrimp is. Some Red Lobster managers are cool with you bringing your own alcohol probably.

Take the whole Fam.

https://www.facebook.com/events/730458267088119/

HAHA.

You know, I haven't been to a Red Lobster for a long time and those cheddar biscuits are pretty fucking good.

...I'm in.

I'll go to an Applebees, if there is nothing else open and I'm starving. I'll eat at a Waffle House for a good laugh. Terrible terrible things come out of a Taco bell kitchen, but I'll eat just about anything they make.

However, there is NO WAY I will ever eat food at Red Lobster. That's not even a joke, because there are things in life that are 'too low' to stoop.