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    Killer Bees Terrorize GameStop Employees in New York City!

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    #1  Edited By toowalrus

    Joystiq posted this story this morning, and I think it's hilarious. A NYC GameStop placed a make-shift sign in their window "closed due to bee infestation." I wonder what GameStop did to piss off so many bees...

      

    Joystiq says: "We've only got so many words here to explain a story of bee terror, and as such, we promise to keep the bee puns to an absolute minimum. Here goes nothing! At a GameStop this weekend in Union Square, NYC, a bee infestation forced the employees to shut down the store and call for help. One bee-leaguered eyewitness at the scene talked to ABC, saying, "When I got here, there was already like a thousand bees in there ... then they came out ... there were more ... they were like -- in a pack." No! Only four sentences in!

    The terror apparently continued for a number of hours while employees indoors anxiously awaited the NYPD "Bee Expert" (seriously), Tony Planakis. "I'm probably gonna be relying on scent ... the queen bee's scent ... it could take a half hour, an hour ... two hours ... I don't know," Planakis told ABC, hot on the queen bee's trail. It's not clear whether the GameStop employees were playing Buck Bumble inside or not, though we're inclined to suspect they were."

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    #2  Edited By JackiJinx

    I'm just going to copy and paste what I wrote on the Kotaku article.

    "Bees.
    God. Damn. Bees.

    They keep trying to get in my window. Seriously.
    Wasps, bees.

    They're conspiring. Conspiring to kill me and my joys.
    Now I don't know if I'll ever visit that GameStop."


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    #3  Edited By CL60

    Bees...damn things.

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    #4  Edited By regularassmilk

    Did she say "He brings the bees upstate to his home upstate."?
    Hahahhahaha
    Silly news reporters and their redundancy

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    #5  Edited By killdave
    BEE-UTIFUL justice, GameStop + Swarm of Bees = Karma
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    #6  Edited By gearhead

    I like how they labeled the people on looking, "Bee Watcher." :P

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    #7  Edited By VWGTI

    Hahaha.

    This reminds me of that Wicker Man video.

      


    "Not the bees!  Ah, not the bees, ahhhhhhhhh! My eyes!"
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    #8  Edited By Keyser_Soze

    Call in Homeland Security.

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    #9  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Save the bees, save the human race.

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