It's that time again for everything we learned from the game Bayonetta. Try not to give out any spoilers and have fun.
 
1. Having guns on your feet is very useful.

2. All of life's problems can be solved by dodging them (preferably at the last possible moment).

3. Hair can be used in more advanced ways than just changing it's colour or style.

4.  Screen tearing can ruin a game for me.

5. I don't like it.

6. I like a nice ass.

7. It's way too Japanese, but don't judge a book by its cover.

11. Snakes can be used as whips.

12. Angles deserver a good spanking 
 
13. Fly me to the moon aint to shabby j-popified

14. Missing medals are challenge levels hidden in the chapters.
 
15. the camera is a bit slow to control....

17. People are weird. 

18. Torture is fun.

19. DAT ASS!

20.  Bitch has a dragon in her hair.  Someone get her a brush.

20. People hate the PS3

22. Don't play Bayonetta. 

23. When blowing into a gold instrument, the result will end in hurting you badly.

24.Minge demon

To not fuck with a stripper; you might just get a forty foot long high-heel made of hair up yer backside. You may not like that.

26. You must dance to tell who is the real Bayonetta and not Joy.

29. Ice skating can be both a fun diversion and a deadly attack style
30. The angry spirit of a Vietnam vet can be used to blow away angels

31. hot nuns are actually super hot witches disguised as nuns

32. Fuuuuuuuuuck yes oh c'mon yeah yeah oh yes like  that ooh fuck

33.   Mummy is a witch, and witches protect people and are very strong

34. Japanese games still suffer from bad english dialogues and VO. 
35. The 360 controller is not suited for action adventure games. 

36. A quick time event will only appear when you take your hand away to scratch your head because shit you just played is that crazy. 
37. In Vigrid, trees spin when you look at them while turning.

38.  Japanese humor never ceases to amuse me.

39. Brenda Lee does a great version of "Fly Me to the Moon"

40. The tight latex suit doesn't look good on everyone. Even with a perfect body - the glasses and that mole just kills it.

41. Witches aren't always evil.

42. Putting a hot lady as your main character actually works.

23. Japanese people are crazy

" 23. Japanese people are crazy "

44. You don't need cardboard to breakdance.