My bass has a dick.
 
I've been playing bass for damn near 4 years. I'm majoring in it at Columbia College Chicago, where I take many names and kick many asses. I dropped 1000 bucks on this bad boy this last March, which was money refunded to me from the government for student loans that were already covered. I only post this because, my bass has a dick. And that's pretty awesome.
 

Heh, Groovy.

You should name it Elizabeth, then maybe it'll be more lady like.

This post is pretty good. It rivals BiffMcBlumpkin.
 
And if I were you, I'd be afraid of Steph's dick getting snagged on a wall or something.

Sexy.