Some sort of trailer-like promotional video for Crank 2: High Voltage has gotten out there, and it's probably a little too stiff to even be considered a "red band" trailer. In here you'll find all kinds of great stuff, like the F word, naked boobs, a man getting his heart replaced with an artificial heart that must be charged with regular shocks to the system, implied humping, and a man getting a shotgun shoved up his ass.
It's the type of impossible reality that you typically only see in video games. There. There! I tied it in. Happy? Anyway, I found it to be so striking that I felt I must pass it along.
Watch this at your own risk, I guess.
I can't quite tell you what it is about this trailer that made me feel that it should be posted on a video game site. It's just the right kind of over-the-top nuts that wouldn't sound out of place in, I don't know, MadWorld or something. Also, Chev Chelios is a fantastic movie name. Makes me want to bust open this copy of Death Race I have out from Netflix and watch it right now.