Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.
I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.
The blockdizzle.
So surly!
Is this even a game?
The only classically trained Mario on the list.
Let's just move on, shall we?
Rubber bands in beard optional.
Before Mario was Mario!
Better than the real game? Almost.
He will swallow your soul.
