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The developer of many acclaimed game franchises such as Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Day of Defeat, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, and Dota. They are also responsible for the massively successful PC digital distribution service Steam.
Valves up to something... again
@Jay_Ray said:
Maybe Valve is making Hortal 3 starring Chell Freeman.
Does that mean Gordon fucks Chell? And does the G Man get it on with GLaDOS? Why not just call the game Speech Therapy?
I don't know how. I don't know why. But those crazy bastards are just toying with us now.
Also on a phone ect ect
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I canz tell U the future;
Cave forgets about the name change/too busy making money.
Somebody tells him chancing the Resonance cascade for whatever (science) may make him famous.
The little I hear, Valve is denying any involvement in sneaky stuff and has said ppl. are getting trolled. I'm going to go with the flow, in that I do not believe them or anything I hear or read. i notice they (Valve) like to make a little whoppee it seems, keep up interest. I personally do not expect a HL3 till the next consoles, if ever. just how I am handling it.
@Kidavenger said:
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@ShaggE said:
Edit: Oh, it's a fansite based on an easter egg.
This picture sums up my thoughts perfectly.
Inside the Borealis
@Animasta said:
@ReyGitano said:
Wait, what's the source on this and do we even know it's from Valve? How does this work if Cave Johnson died and had his company fail due to competition from Black Mesa.
I don't think JK simmons would just record something like this for anyone.
I was thinking it might just be a sound-alike.
This picture sums up my thoughts perfectly.I bet the Half-Life 2 die hards are gonna protest the HL/Portal mash-up so damn hard.
Inside the Borealis
@Little_Socrates said:
@Kidavenger said:
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@ShaggE said:
Edit: Oh, it's a fansite based on an easter egg.
This is the sound my heart just made:
@AhmadMetallic said:
@N7 said:This picture sums up my thoughts perfectly.I bet the Half-Life 2 die hards are gonna protest the HL/Portal mash-up so damn hard.
Inside the Borealis
No, they're not at all. The Borealis / Aperture aspect has been part of the lore since HL EP1/2 (2 specifically, but hinted in 1).
@N7 said:That's the real question. We already know that Portal and Half Life are in the same universe... so it can't even constitute as a crossover anymore, but would that "mash up" be okay with people? Taking one universally praised game and somehow putting it together with another universally praised game?This picture sums up my thoughts perfectly.I bet the Half-Life 2 die hards are gonna protest the HL/Portal mash-up so damn hard.
Inside the Borealis
I do not know. I have a feeling that Valve will make the right call.
Well to state the obvious, it's not canon since Aperture and Black Mesa were always competing business right up until the Black Mesa incident. They could change it but they would have to alter or ignore Episode 2 and Portal 2 to make it work. So I reckon it's maybe just a joke.
@Mikemcn said:
@pyromagnestir said:
... You better not be fucking with me, Valve.
Of course they're fucking with you, that's all they do nowdays when it comes to anything half life related.
They haven't been fucking with people.
Like with the Half-Life 3 at E3 rumor, trolls have been fucking with people and some of you haven't been smart enough to look into if the shit is real or not.
@pyromagnestir said:
@Little_Socrates said:
@Kidavenger said:
@ShaggE said:
Edit: Oh, it's a fansite based on an easter egg.
This is the sound my heart just made:
How the fuck did you get a trombone into your heart? GET TO A GOD DAM HOSPITAL! NOW!
@august said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
I was fully expecting it to be fake... but that sure does sound like the legit Cave Johnson.
It's probably unused audio from Portal 2. There's a bunch in the game's files.
this is what I'm thinking. This all just seems like another massive troll attempt.
Audio file was uploaded by "blappeture@flamehaus.com", looks like flamehaus is a fan site if I'm not mistaken?
Edit (source):
Audio file is on archive.org at: http://ia701202.us.archive.org/29/items/CaveJohnson/
Metadata xml contents:
<metadata><mediatype>audio</mediatype><collection>test_collection</collection><title>Cave Johnson</title><description>Cave Johnson</description><subject>cave; johnson</subject><noindex>true</noindex><creator/><identifier>CaveJohnson</identifier><uploader>blappeture@flamehaus.com</uploader><addeddate>2012-05-09 03:01:00</addeddate><publicdate>2012-05-09 03:01:30</publicdate></metadata>
I smell bullshit.
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