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Thursday Night Throwdown

Thursday Night Throwdown: 01/19/12

Tonight's tandem TNT features Star Trek Online and Cards Against Humanity. We are all horrible people.

It's Thursday night and it's time for you to go up against us in a weekly throwdown of decidedly humble proportions.

Jan. 19 2012

Posted by: Drew

174 Comments

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Edited By Baal_Sagoth

Everything about this week's TNT was perfect.

You'd think this time of year might make things on a gaming website a little stale but that's when GB brings on the relentless comedy.

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Edited By vortextk

1: Apples to apples is still an amazing fucking quick look. Lol gameloft.
2: You could fool me and tell me this was specifically made as a ramp up from apples to apples for giantbomb and I'd believe you.
3: GOD I WISH BRAD MUIR WAS HERE TOO.
 
4....he showed up? Holy crap.

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East European Turbo Folk is the shit

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Edited By MachoFantastico

I love when the GB crew do these sort of TNT's together.

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Talking about bedazzled vaginas while playing Trackmania 2 listening to Jurassic Park dubstep incapsulates why I love Giant Bomb perfectly!

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56:30.

SOLD. I NEED THIS GAME.

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Edited By Farley_Lives

By far, this was one of the best TNTs. The card game was hilarious and I think Jeff was there too, I can't be sure.

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Joey Famelli, a round of applause.

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Going into STO this weekend, just for to do it.

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@TehChich said:

@StompboxRebel said:

@ThePilgrums said:

Cards Against Humanity needs to be a Premium feature. Or an occasional TNT game. Either way. More of that, please.

Yes!

So much this. So much.

dude yes

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Look at that card table! It has cup holders!

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Did this TNT cause a run on this game?

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@mrfluke said:

@TehChich said:

@StompboxRebel said:

@ThePilgrums said:

Cards Against Humanity needs to be a Premium feature. Or an occasional TNT game. Either way. More of that, please.

Yes!

So much this. So much.

dude yes

Yes, I 4th this.

This might have been one of the best TNT's i've seen so far. While it was pretty great to have some Star Trek in the background, I think Jeff should have been in on the card game. Shit that was so funny.

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@Kurtdyoung: You are all absolutely right.

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I'm fairly sure I've heard the word "smegma" twice in my lifetime, both times from the mouth of Ryan Davis. Thank you, Ryan.

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I lost it at "Two Midgets Shitting in a Bucket: The Story of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch." Well played, Ryan. Well played.

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@Shinmaru007 said:

I lost it at "Two Midgets Shitting in a Bucket: The Story of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch." Well played, Ryan. Well played.

Definitely the best part of the TNT, right there.

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Auschwitz would have been a good answer for many of the black cards. Like what Vinny thinks about during masturbation? What do old people smell like? And of course, what did you lose the instruction manual for?

Poorly timed Holocaust jokes. Vinny will never give those up.

Brad doesn't care what people think of him. He plays ethnic cleansing.

Also? Hope tastes like shit, so I never want it in my Chinese food.

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This site needs more funny as hell card games played within the construct of crappy MMOs!!!!

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Balls really would work for every one of the black cards. Its so perfect!

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@Ronald: I want to meet the person brave enough to play "ethnic cleansing" for the "What do white people like?" card.

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lol every time i see jeff block a giantbomber who tries to invite him to a group i feel a little sorry for the members of this site playing this game.

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First time I'm on the completely opposite end of the majority of commenters. I didn't find this funny, probably because nothing was really offensive, so maybe that's that. I don't want to come across like 'yeah, i'm so tough nothing is offensive to me' but, yeah, nothing mindblowing there. At least they diversify their TNT's which is nice.

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@Shinmaru007 said:

@Ronald: I want to meet the person brave enough to play "ethnic cleansing" for the "What do white people like?" card.

i'd play that card, just because i play something in a card game doesn't mean that's how i feel. come on duders. Virginia tech massacre.

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Most brilliant card combination I've seen:

Black card: "IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!"

answer card: "Just the tip."

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Wow, this happened? Wish I'd been home to login to STO and roll, but it sound like...Can't wait to watch this anyway.

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This is the worst card I have seen in the game (in my opinion). Who would want to read that out loud?

"Pac-man uncontrollably guzzling buckets of cum."

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@Shinmaru007: Nice to meet you.

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I think AIDS is the real instant win card in this game, sadly Vinny couldn't play it.

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This was a lot of fun, it's up there with the Fortune Street TNT.

Bit of a shame they didn't pay any attention to Star Trek though, it's a pretty fun game and they could have shown some of the interesting stuff in there. Maybe for another QL though.

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I'd be happy to see Cards Against Humanity return someday as a supplemental to the core TNT experience--but please, Jeff, if you're not going to play with anyone, don't play an MMO for any future TNTs. It doesn't give an accurate picture of what the game should look like, and furthermore it excludes the community from playing, and as far as I'm concerned one of the biggest draws for TNTs is the opportunity they represent for GB fans to play alongside the staff.

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I think my favorite part was the furtive glances as Jeff switched to TrackMania.

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.'this, track, is, all, loops.'

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"This video tonga (sic?) machine uses an illegal probability matrix!"

"That's a load of horse shit!"

"I know!"

I love how in sync Ryan and Jeff are all the time.

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@End_Boss said:

I'd be happy to see Cards Against Humanity return someday as a supplemental to the core TNT experience--but please, Jeff, if you're not going to play with anyone, don't play an MMO for any future TNTs. It doesn't give an accurate picture of what the game should look like, and furthermore it excludes the community from playing, and as far as I'm concerned one of the biggest draws for TNTs is the opportunity they represent for GB fans to play alongside the staff.

They said months ago that TNT was no longer going to be exclusively about playing with GB users - hence the many weeks where they play games with local multiplayer.

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Brad Muir looks like a shark.

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Top 5 TNT for sure.

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Edited By KillEm_Dafoe

I had a great time watching this. Laughed my ass off from beginning to end. I can only hope that Cards Against Humanity makes a return on here in the near future. And I'll definitely be ordering the game for myself once it becomes available.

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Jesus, some of that stuff has my face hurting from laughing

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i have never laughed this much to any of the videos on this site............LOL wow hahahahahaha

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I want that game even though I would never play it. lol

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It's a nice mix-up from the usual TNT formula but I don't think it would work in most cases: the video game would necessarily have to be something not very involving as the viewers attention must be divided between it and whatever other shenanigans are transpiring. They were also showing off the novelty of that particular card game; I don't what else would qualify for none video game content for TNT.

Still interesting to watch though.

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this TNT coincided perfectly with what i was going to do after work yesterday. good times.

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I'm very pleased to see more Star Trek Online. I miss setting my Phaser to fun.

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yeah Jurassic Park dubstep

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Best TNT of all time.

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this was the best TNT yet

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Guys.

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced boo-kok-AY

o________0

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More of this please.

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I could watch this several times and not be bored of this.