Voicemail Dump Truck 112 | ChefReactions.mp3

Dan says he doesn't like mayonnaise or sour cream.
Dan also says he loves Taco Bell quesadillas.
Here are the ingredients in the Creamy Jalapeño Sauce in Taco Bell quesadillas:

• Mayonnaise
• Sour Cream
• Pickled Jalapenos (diced)
• Paprika
• Ground Cumin
• Garlic
• Onion Powder
• Salt
• Chili Powder

Love you Mike but your food stuff is beyond the pale. I rationalize it in my head that you are at least somewhat playing it up for laughs.

@hammondoftexas: The thing is, if Dan does not perceive something, it doesn't exist, and Dan refuses to perceive anything that challenges his preconceptions, so therefore what you just posted does not exist.

This was great; they should have him back

Thank god no-one brought up the whole mayonnaise being just eggs and oil factoid again because that oil and water discussion could have gone on for another hundred years

And yeah Dan's ridiculous shit isn't even in the same league as Mike. We're talking very obvious phobias coming from what is probably a sensory ick, compared to a whole bunch of prejudices mostly coming from complete ignorance. C'mon lmao

This was a great episode(I mean, most are).

@pirata: nailed it

A crossover no one realized we needed. This was fantastic.

Dan, you pride yourself on learning and growing. When you learn that something you thought you didn't like is actually in something you really like, try changing the mindset to "Oh, maybe I was wrong about this food and I actually like it." I don't understand the stubbornness around these things AT ALL.

I don't mind Dan's ridiculousness aside from anything food related. It drives me completely insane.

Many BBQ sauces are tomato based, and are basically ketchup with extra ingredients.

This is the best thing that's ever happened