Stuff From E3 2011 That Might Be Fun To Play, I Guess.
Protip: If you want the quest, you have to go to each game page individually and add them for it to count. You know, the slow way no-one uses.
Protip: If you want the quest, you have to go to each game page individually and add them for it to count. You know, the slow way no-one uses.
Suppose I should do this properly. Who doesn't want Skyrim? Even if it does sound like some variant of the mile-high club.
Aw shucks, why not. I've played almost nothing on my 3DS.
Might give this a few months after it's released though. Wait for those warning messages to pile up a little.
Oh, yeah, this guy's still around. Remember that movie Sahara with the snarky action hero, his slightly paunchy sidekick and the noble, socially-conscious heroine love interest all fucking around in the desert for two hours, that bombed horribly? That's not going to happen here, obviously, but for some reason I just suddenly recalled it.
Holding out for the Famine sequel. Which series of buttons do I gotta press in this QTE to make this dude really hungry?
It's like, when you strike, you can sometimes go too far, you know? That's when you OverStrike, and it's time to adjust your stance and hold the club a little more loosely.
One of the few E3 games I'm legitimately excited for. Love this series. The name seems to suggest that we'll be playing as Sly's oft-referenced relatives. Except Bentley builds a time machine at the end of 3 so maybe it involves that.
No fake dick should have this much power!
I don't know if half of these count, since I already knew about them long before E3. But the Quest wants 15 and I'm starting to struggle. I want the DLC pre-order bonus that lets me play as Russian Martian Batman. Except I think that means heading over to Play-SovietRussia.com, and they have this weird service where they have to pre-order you first.
I think "on-rails section" will be this Mass Effect's "Mako Tank sections" and "Mining mini-game". No-one wants their game to be perfect, after all, as it creates too much pressure for the inevitable sequels to follow it up.
Can't get enough Layton clones. I mean, "I really want to know what happened with the garden gnomes Twin Peaks story."
It's not coming out.
Gotta play the first one yet, though. And like two others in the series. Falcooooom! *shakes fist*
Airships instead of Bathyspheres! Giant metal birds instead of giant metal divers! Antiquated political philosophies! An eventual "Infinite 2" with only 10% of the charm of the original! It's hard not to get excited about Bioshock again. But not too hard.
Dark horse candidate! I liked the first Risen, hope the second one improves on it.
Sup Rich Gallup. I heard you like it when people put this game on their E3 lists so I went ahead and did that for you.
Oh, but I do so love to make my little jokes.