Let's be real. It would be a travesty if Dan won Mario Party Party. He's the ultimate heel. That's why I'm #NeverRyckert.

• Because the whole game should be called "Chance Time!"
• Because sometimes bad things should happen to bad people.
• Because pushing A to roll pre-determined dice is not a skill.
• Because Waluigi is just Wario's doubles partner.

#NeverRyckert

Team Jeff!

Whoever puts in the least effort, because Mario Party is "a game of skill."

I'm still on Mario Party 4, I really need to catch up.

Even on Mario Party 4 I'm amazed they haven't murdered Dan yet, Jeff looks so pissed.

Gerstmania!

Just wait till you get to 5. There will never be a more perfect combination of random events and crowd participation.

I believe in the Gerstmann