Do you call out people when they fart?
After watching the IGN interview with David Jaffe where some Naruto nerd farts and Jaffe called him out on it (here is the link, the fart happens at 19:52) i started to wonder, what do you giant bombers do when you are the only one who notices a person fart? Do you blame them quickly before it starts to smell to avoid getting blamed yourself, or do you ignore it, or do you just give the person a dirty look?
Well it depends if Im out in public. I dont want to be a dick and call them out in public or if Im with a group of people.
Only if I know them well and it smells really bad do I call them out on it. Other wise I just give them a disgusted look.
@DarthOrange: Depends on the crowd and timing. A well-timed ripper can bring many laughs in the right crowd.
And if you can't enjoy a good fart (sonically, the stench is always disgrossting), get over yourself. Not referring to you specifically, oh Orange one. Farts are nature's whoopee cushion, why shouldn't they be enjoyed?
I only call it out if it's someone who is a notorious group-farter, OR someone who you would -never suspect it from-.
Like, peer at the quiet girl at a party, squint my eyes, and ask "...you just crafted this fart, didn't you?" Only if I'm like 65%+ sure it was them, though.
If I must have one of my own, I try to swing by a group in the process (AKA crop-dusting).
Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment