Now Double Fine's wacky master of ceremonies Tim Schafer is on the horn over at the developer's official blog with word about even more Brütal Legend news coming down the pike soon. And what is that news? You tell me.
Dang, just when I thought it was safe to waste some time, HAUNTED SANDALWOOD sneaks up from behind and goes "Boo!" in a vaguely-brown sort of way.
Frightening! But I can't help it. My bunions are telling me there will be some sort of news this month and I have to listen. (You try to go back to sleep when your bunions are whispering in that creepy voice. It's not easy.)
What's that? How could we skip Charred Topaz and Metallic Chartreuse? You got whiplash? You’re not comfortable moving this fast? Well, it’s not called the "News Comfort Level," is it?
I didn't even know sandalwood was a color until today.
The obvious piece of information to fill in here is who's finally taken the game's publishing rights off of Activision's hands. Or maybe a release date. Maybe both! Then again, knowing Schafer, it'll be some other, funnier, less meaningful news entirely.
Thanks to wherever I saw this. Oh yeah, VG247.