[Alternate titles for this post include: Prince of Sparta and Pineapple Prince]
I'm a big fan of Mr. Gylelkjasahalllsmith but, man, he looks more like my stoner roommate with a glandular issue than my lovely, adoring memory of the willowy Prince of Persia. Maybe my boycrush was doomed to finally come crashing into a brick wall. I mean, the brakes had gone out years ago with the PoP sequels. Sadly, it's tough to let go of that charm and romance present in early relationships, but I guess I need to just listen to my friends. The Prince is a dick.
Of course, I'm coming down hard on some early snaps off of a movie set. Things could be going swimmingly, possibly with an amazing script, topnotch direction and superb acting. Sometimes things just looks all out of whack when you see them out of context. You know how you fantasize about a supermodel or actress and then you meet them in real life and they just look like a too-tall-too-skinny-smells-like-radishes alien? Maybe that's what is happening here.
Right now, though, my initial reaction is to steal a quote from the Prince and lament, "That's not how it happened..."
Thanks to Joystiq for the find.