After eating a sandwich and taking a couple of hours to collect myself, I feel ready to deal with a world that will eventually see the release of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. To celebrate my newfound mental stability, we’ve compiled a list of achievements we’d like to see in this upcoming “banger.”
Take Nine and Smile - 45 points
Get hit with exactly nine bullets and finish the level without dying.
Get Rich… - 50 points
Collect 120 Vitamin Water stock certificates.
…Or Die Trying - 0 points
Die 20 times at the same checkpoint.
Currrrtiiiiis! - 55 points
Find the hidden pool area and smoke Cam’Ron.
Take Back Pun’s Rhyme Book - 50 points
Infiltrate Fat Joe’s apartment and leave with the key to his success.
Game Over - 50 points
Tattoo another butterfly on The Game’s face.
16+1 - 50 points
Time your Active Reload perfectly for a Fully Loaded Clip
Graduation Day - 50 points
Hijack 25 trucks to prevent Kanye’s new album from ever reaching store shelves.
Relevancy - 150 points
Shoot and get shot enough to maintain relevance with an increasingly-fickle music-buying public.
Real American Hero - 500 points
Take down Osama Bin Laden and shut down his CD bootlegging factory.